bump this thread if youve had sex in the past 24 hours
 

keep this thread alive for all eternity and brag to those who arent getting any

I thought the thread said last 24 minutes :thumbsup

Just squeeking by.

Bump a bump a bump bump.

14 hours ago.... in my dreams.

bump =))

What's this "sex" thing you talk of ?

bump

just got some an hour ago....afternoon lovin is nice

I havent got any sex in recent 500 hours

bumpity, bump, bump.......

w00t w00t

bump... and it was good.

L$

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

I fucked 50Cent last night. that biatchhh

with myself sure. bump.

bump

Had some last week, hope that counts ;)

about 10 hours ago ;)

bump! 678

bump for great sex

bump bump bump 3 times the past 24 hours = 3 bumps

bump 13 hours ago

bump :thumbsup :thumbsup

This thread should have sunk right away.

I had sex with BOTH a male and a female in the past 24 hours Whooohooo!

*Krystal*

I think you have to bump this thread twice then. :winkwink:

bump :)

hour and a half ago... was morning sex.... which in fact also helped me fix my sleeping cycle... cause if she didn't wake me up... i would have slept till 3pm like usual :thumbsup

sexump :rasta

hehe
 

Bump for self pleasure...yeeehawwww

bump for good sec and head

i had sex with myself less than 24 hours ago

And I thank her for that

Bump,thanx god i have gf:)LOL

Not only did I get laid, I got the best BJ I have ever gotten in my life.

i had sex with my gf this morning...

bumpety bump

hump...I mean bump...lol

i did.

330am pst.

:thumbsup

bump
....

with or withour condom?

bumpity bump.. she was a freak too

thats my dawg
word nerd

word loadie you too keep it gutter

I fuckin wish ... no heating in the house .. my chances .. fuck all !!! (gaoddamn contractors) :disgust so to all you that have got laid in the last 24 hours, nothing personal but :321GFY :1orglaugh

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppp

4 hours ago on my lunch break

Corey Hart ruins yet another erotic moment
 

ahem. yes. and it was terrible. she just laid there like she was doing me a favor. I started humming this tune in my head out of boredom and then singing it full verse with my inside voice. and I have to ask.....what the hell did Corey hart mean when he said:
"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades " - what the hell does that mean anyway?

I asked the lump of flesh underneath me - she wasn't thrilled.

Sunglasses At Night
Corey Hart
(First Offense)

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.
Has she got control of me? - I turn to her and say:
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades <-----wtf?
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
You got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so i can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can.
so I can.
See the light that's right before my eyes.
While she's deceiving me she cuts my security
She gots control of me
I turn to her and say
. . .
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades
oh no
it can't escape you

cause you got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
I said: I wear my sunglasses at night.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I'll say it to you now: I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I cry to you: I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night