You Might Be A Redneck If......
 

Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

You have a relative living in your garage.

Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

None of the tires on your van are the same size.

You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

You've slow danced in the Waffle House.

Starting your car involves popping the hood.

Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

You whistle at women in church.

You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.

You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back

LOL!

DH

Waitaminute.....:helpme

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the last one sounds like a good idea

My all-time favorite one is

"If your family tree doesn't fork" :1orglaugh

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I hadn't heard that one before.

You might be a redneck if you did this to your Benz!!!

www.humor-mania.com/content/1412.html

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you may also be a redneck if those pics look familiar to you ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/redneckhumor.html

After the birthday party you can take the cans from the cake above and make a windchime http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/redneck.jpg

"Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
 

http://modifiedliving.com/Amish/indexbarn.jpg

Billy Bob was the envy of the neighborhood when he put a pool in his yard...

http://umcc.ais.org/~paxton/stuff/pool.jpg

The Mother of All Mullets...

http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit...allmullets.jpg

Vacationing in the Redneck Riviera...

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~cohoon/gifs/swamp.gif

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