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SleazyDream 03-02-2005 12:07 AM

I kidnapped Lori Z and forced her to be my mistress and chaufer bitch in Hawaii
 
yep - grabbed her out of LA and made her my chaufer bitch and mistress for my week in hawaii.


http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/474.jpg


http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/142.JPG


http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/227.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/447.JPG
(yes - me puking on a boat)

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/205.jpg

thanks lori - you can go on with your life now.

Lensman 03-02-2005 12:11 AM

Post the uncensored ones.

Triple 6 03-02-2005 12:12 AM

hmmm uncensored huh

tASSy 03-02-2005 12:14 AM

thanks for sharing, erm, everything - but where's the beef? :winkwink:

SleazyDream 03-02-2005 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Post the uncensored ones.

what kind of gentleman are you?

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Post the uncensored ones.

we don't want to scare away webmasters you know.

uncensored ones belong to the gorgeous Miss GFY contestants. I was just Chauffer bitch and submissive mistress and activities coordinator. :winkwink:

SleazyDream 03-02-2005 12:26 AM

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/127.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/123.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/278.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/446.JPG

SleazyDream 03-02-2005 12:31 AM

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/447.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/419.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/387.JPG

http://www.hjorleifson.com/hawaii/259.JPG

GTS Mark 03-02-2005 12:59 AM

What's up with you puking? You own a boat for gods sake! LOL!

DH

SleazyDream 03-02-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHard
What's up with you puking? You own a boat for gods sake! LOL!

DH

no kidding - and i puked all over the helicopter later that day too.

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
no kidding - and i puked all over the helicopter later that day too.

I didn't tell I swear!
but yes it is true and I was graciously handing scott buckets and bags all day long... :1orglaugh

Johny Traffic 03-02-2005 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
no kidding - and i puked all over the helicopter later that day too.

Ive never been on a helicopter, looks like fun though, is it (apart from the puking)

Trax 03-02-2005 01:40 AM

nice pics :)

yuvalus 03-02-2005 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

OMG

double nipple slip :1orglaugh

emthree 03-02-2005 02:05 AM

fake nip slips - new niche!
Great pics sleazy :)

pradaboy 03-02-2005 03:14 AM

nice pics sleazy, looks like good times :thumbsup

ffmihai 03-02-2005 03:31 AM

nice pics. looks like you had a good time :)

Shoehorn! 03-02-2005 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Damn, there was no nipple slips when I was there. :mad:

gangbangjoe 03-02-2005 04:11 AM

why the hell you puked in the boat and not outside

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
why the hell you puked in the boat and not outside


correction...in the bucket on the boat which was outside. heh

2HousePlague 03-02-2005 12:11 PM

ENVY.



j-

tranza 03-02-2005 12:22 PM

Some very nice pics there...

sickkittens 03-02-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Right click. Save as... :winkwink:

sonofsam 03-02-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Right click. Save as... :winkwink:

got yourself a new wallpaper huh ? :)

BradShaw 03-02-2005 12:32 PM

Sleazy and boats.....

JFK 03-02-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Post the uncensored ones.

YES YES YES :thumbsup

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
YES YES YES :thumbsup


Sleazy, don't post the ones from our hotel room :winkwink: haha

Semi-Retired-Dave 03-02-2005 01:55 PM

Nice Pictures, keep them coming.

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
why the hell you puked in the boat and not outside

Because he wanted to keep the puke in a doggy bag for his midnight snacks.

fl_prn_str 03-02-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Post the uncensored ones.


Dont argue with Lensman......do it.......do it now!!!! :thumbsup

RisqueWritings 03-02-2005 01:57 PM

Bodine. Best motion sickness medicine around! Trust me!!!!

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave
Nice Pictures, keep them coming.

Is that F4 or F5?

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
Dont argue with Lensman......do it.......do it now!!!! :thumbsup

No thanks, I don't want to see pictures of a big fat guy puking everywhere.

fl_prn_str 03-02-2005 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I am seeing nippelage........and the nippelage is good!!!! :thumbsup

fl_prn_str 03-02-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
No thanks, I don't want to see pictures of a big fat guy puking everywhere.


whoa.....me neither dude...... :(

Phoenix 03-02-2005 02:06 PM

Lori is a classy gal..glad you guys had fun.

MrJackMeHoff 03-02-2005 02:57 PM

yuck. Looks like too much crack passed thru that system, these girls are the bigest bow wows you guys need to get out more.

Gianna_CECash 03-02-2005 04:10 PM

LOL... Looks like you had a great trip :thumbsup

SleazyDream 03-02-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
yuck. Looks like too much crack passed thru that system, these girls are the bigest bow wows you guys need to get out more.

idiot

Vanella is a former playboy model dude....that's UBBER HOT women - those are candid shots - just not photoshopped to look glamor. the same girls with a little airbrushing and staging are the hottest women on the planet.

MrJackMeHoff 03-02-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
idiot

Vanella is a former playboy model dude....that's UBBER HOT women - those are candid shots - just not photoshopped to look glamor. the same girls with a little airbrushing and staging are the hottest women on the planet.

Nah they just not all that plain and simple.

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
Nah they just not all that plain and simple.

it's ok, just wait till you see the real shots taken of Sunny, Vanilla and Allie.

Me? my looks aren't part of what I do so I don't give a shit if I woof every now and then in a pic.

the girls on the shoot in Hawaii for the Miss GFY finals are some of the most beautiful in the biz.

If you haven't seen or heard of any of the 3 then yes, Sleazy is right, you are a big idiot! :321GFY

Xenophage 03-02-2005 04:36 PM

Sleazy the super pimp ! :pimp

BradShaw 03-02-2005 04:37 PM

I will pay for a photo of sleazy in a towel.

MrJackMeHoff 03-02-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
it's ok, just wait till you see the real shots taken of Sunny, Vanilla and Allie.

Me? my looks aren't part of what I do so I don't give a shit if I woof every now and then in a pic.

the girls on the shoot in Hawaii for the Miss GFY finals are some of the most beautiful in the biz.

If you haven't seen or heard of any of the 3 then yes, Sleazy is right, you are a big idiot! :321GFY


Its only my opinion.. Im sure all the desperate webmasters think they are hot. And well the surfers.. C'mon we know they will buy anything.

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
I will pay for a photo of sleazy in a towel.

I think you should pay for pictures where he isn't sweating like a pig.

Kimmykim 03-02-2005 04:56 PM

What's up with the puking? Were you hungover?

NoCarrier 03-02-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
What's up with the puking? Were you hungover?

Fat guts can't handle Helicopters or boats.

Peaches 03-02-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
Its only my opinion.. Im sure all the desperate webmasters think they are hot. And well the surfers.. C'mon we know they will buy anything.

LOL! I'm an old heterosexual female and even *I* think they're hot! :)

Sleazy, with all this puking maybe you're preggers! :Oh crap

The Adult Broker 03-02-2005 09:25 PM

I will find a pic with Sleazy and his 'bucket' meanwhile here are these...

http://www.theadultbroker.com/uploads/sm_CIMG2423.jpg

on our boat tour:

http://www.theadultbroker.com/uploads/sm_CIMG2570.jpg

http://www.theadultbroker.com/uploads/sm_CIMG2590.jpg

JFK 03-02-2005 09:29 PM

I hope she appreciated it all :1orglaugh


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