Just got a email from Amex...They want me to endorse..
 

The Amex Card, hmmmm this might be a lucrative proposition.

"My hair gel and Amex Card, I never leave home without em"

where do you keep your hair gel when you leave home?

Hold out for a case of gel

you fucking liar

You should get Frequent Gel Points ,sorta like frequent flyer miles. They'll
give you a 55 gallon tub of Hair Gel. Good Luck with it

Black card? ;)

I use hair glue, its better.

hair texture creame here!

to do waht for them :)

Promoting a new line of credit cards. GuidoCard? from American Express :)