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Matt "chipmunk" from SexMoney is now known as "Ass Kicker and Name Taker"
Matt ?chipmunk? Sclier - don?t let the name chipmunk fool ya.
Matt?s new name is ass kicker and name taker. The asskicker story first ? Name taker later. Our crew is walking around the hard rock here in s florida to find the other crew who left dave and busters gathering earlier in the evening. Were standing around outside of a club waiting for fatal attraction, who?s inside trying to find them. Theres a TON of people, lots of early twenties guys which means TESTOTSTERONE. Major Metro sexuals ? s florida is the capital of metrosexuals. LOTS of hot pussy too. TONS of it. It was crazy the concentration of hot chicks. Did I mention how hot the pussy is? I call it a Content Market. Anyway, a guy bumps into or steps on Matt?s foot. Like the 20th guy. Matt?s had enough of these punks and decides to give the guy a hard look and tells him what he thinks. The guy walks away. But is within earshot as matt is still punking him. Now this guy had a crew and matt knew it and still called the bitch out. I was surprised and at the same time had respect for Matt and thought I have this crazy bastards back. Fatal comes out of the club ? it?s a big place so shes gonna hang and try and find them, shell call crokett to let us know ? we decide to go to a quieter area and chill. Were commenting on the scenery ? did I mention all the hot chicks? As were walking back Matt thinks some of the crew were looking for may be in this cantina style club restaurant. I follow Matt as he walks toward the front door. The door man, whos a young guy no more than 22 and pretty big (im 6 ft 250 and have been in fights and can handle myself and was like ok this kid would be a bit of a challenge ) . The door boy along with another door dick says to Matt in a really condescending and asshole attitude ? were closed, cant you see were closing, cant you see the fucking people walking out.?? The other clubs were still open and to me it looked open also. Matt said a few choice things to him basically calling them out ? I thought, ?fucking matt is calling out not 1 guy twice his size but 2 guys, what fuckin balls? and for some crazy reason I chime in with matt. Nothing happened. Both matt and I were like what the fuck is going on here? This place is crazy. Did I mention all the hot pussy? So we left and eventually decide to eat in the hardrock and that?s where the Name Taker Matt goes into effect. More on that later |
huh? this is fuckin confusing
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i worked as a security - short guys are always a problem.
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Don't forget "Ring Bearer". :1orglaugh
Hey, thanks for the games, Matt. SexMoney's cool. :) |
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these 2 door-monkeys were assholes matt's always a cool and level headed guy. he was provoked. not a big deal but funny as hell. |
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the ending was disappointing, i thought someone was gonna get fucked up
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i thought so too - kinda weird. actually in part 2 " Matt the Name Taker " someone was fucked up at the blue plate special, one of the restaurants inside the casino we ate at. dude was laying in a puddle of his own puke, too much of something and the paramedics had to be called in. |
Chipmunk rocks. In Santa Monica in a bar full of people he manged to get the hostess's (pictured below!) cell phone. I saw her the next morning naked in his bed. No kidding.
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/039/074.jpg http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/039/075.jpg |
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A similar thing happend in part 2 of "Matt the Name Taker" which ill post tuesday |
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That's the longest story I've ever read where absolutely nothing happens. Where was the ass kicking or name taking?
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I'm confused by the text of events, but Matthew's a big sweetheart and always ready to let you steal $1 from him :)
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ah matt-o pics cool
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WOW where do I begin...
Jonesy that was defiantly a strange night...Thanx for having my back. To clarify the Name Taker bit.. Since Jonesy has now confused most of GFY..lol We all were in the restaurant at the casino.. Anyway this cute chick is walking around in a Hustler T, pink cowboy hat and handcuffs strapped to her side. So not wanting to be the slacker... I approached her and found out she does content? Exchanged #'s. During all of this.. Her boyfriend is puking and passing out at the table. Got to love devotion...lol The place is a meat market... Content heaven! I will get back to the ass kicking part later once I?m warmed up?lol Roc Hard Dude.. you Frikin RoX. Im sad that I will not be in AZ... But we will have to continue the "quest" at another time :) We really do need a puppy! Matt o - Bro your pics are great man! I think that new game was "Fuck Fuck Goose" Peaches? Next time Ill just give you the CC ..lol More to come later... Need my caffeine -=Chipmunk=-- |
haha..man i miss all the fun
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me too, sorry I went home early seems I missed all the good stuff :)
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mmm okay...sounds like fun...we got a foot of snow last night...lol:P I'm jealous that you're in Florida!!
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Good meeting you. :) Lmk if my guy hit you up, and if not, I'll beat him to death. |
Hehe Hey There Anthony... good meeting you 2 man!! You guys jetted wasy to quick...lol How did your night turn out? Hit me up man!
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what up to Chipmunk gonna miss you not being in AZ you should reconsider!!!
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Matt simply rocks - No doubt about it & it's always a good thing to see someone stick up for themselves.
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He's a pussy
dont let his booze muscles fool you He is MY BITCH! :1orglaugh |
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He hasn't yet. He can reach me through my ICQ 4096895 if you wanna give him that. :pimp |
Chipmunk is a darling. :)
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Bugbee... I would love to come.. But a few of us are already going... Im sacraficing for the team..lol
Trixxxia.. you rox babe Tala -awwww Im blushing :) |
hmm so he didnt kick anyone's ass???? w t f
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im gonna fucking kick my own ass now, thx
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