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Wizzo 02-28-2005 12:43 PM

Anyone want to Play "Lets make a INSANE Deal"
 
What will it take to get you to send your traffic to StiffyCash or Porn DVD Dollars?

Mayor wants us to earn your Business, so what do you want?

Something small... New Laptop, Landing Pages, Free Beer, or Steak dinner?

OR

Something big... New Car, Vacation, BigScreen TV, Fishing Trip, Just name it!

Tell us what you want, hit us up or post here and we will do our best to make it happen!

Fake Nick 02-28-2005 12:45 PM

I want my own 747 or a fighter jet

you think we can make an INSANE deal ?

Juicy D. Links 02-28-2005 12:46 PM

Hookers , with BIG boobs.

Phoenix 02-28-2005 12:47 PM

we do well with your sites...stiffycash converts

xanx 02-28-2005 12:47 PM

I've been eyein a new plasma, they are always cool..

Rinaldo 02-28-2005 12:48 PM

Juicy and I in a hotel room naked... wait that already happened.

You're sites are amazing so it really won't matter what prizes you offer We'll keep sending. ANy new sites we should know about?

Harley Girl 02-28-2005 12:48 PM

We're serious about this, tell us what you want and we shall deliver ;)

Juicy D. Links 02-28-2005 12:48 PM

Big Ass Plasma Tv also.

Juicy D. Links 02-28-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harley Girl
We're serious about this, tell us what you want and we shall deliver ;)


I want Harley Girl nekkid in my room

SykkBoy 02-28-2005 12:49 PM

I'm not sure what he'd be able to do with my 5 clicks a day :(
maybe a small bag of potato chips?

Kimmykim 02-28-2005 12:50 PM

You guys are insane ;)

Alex 02-28-2005 12:51 PM

How many sales for a new laptop?

Wizzo 02-28-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
I want my own 747 or a fighter jet

you think we can make an INSANE deal ?

We can make that deal... Send us 400 sales a day for the next year and your flying in your plane! :thumbsup

NinjaSteve 02-28-2005 12:52 PM

Here's what I'd like to win... I'd like to win a 7 day vacation (airfair + hotel) paid for to go someplace like Hawaii or an all inclusive resort in Jamaica. A 2nd place prize would be nice... like 'dinner and a date' with some hot girl (or guy if a female wins).

Alex 02-28-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
How many sales for a new laptop?


A plain $700-$800 laptop

Screaming 02-28-2005 12:54 PM

wow that is insane

Wizzo 02-28-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Hookers , with BIG boobs.

Juicy... We can hook that up already if you keep those joins coming, but we won't make the details a public post... :winkwink:

clickclickclick 02-28-2005 12:55 PM

traffic to jerk ppl around.
the jerkier the better.

JFPdude 02-28-2005 12:57 PM

Dear Santa Wizzo,

I want free all expenses trip to next internext.

JFPDude

p.s. Please don't forget to budget in the fucking booze.

fl_prn_str 02-28-2005 12:59 PM

somebody call crazy eddie.......his deals are INSANE :1orglaugh

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
I've been eyein a new plasma, they are always cool..


Send me a average of 10sales a day for the next 3mo. and it's yours... :pimp

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo
Juicy and I in a hotel room naked... wait that already happened.

You're sites are amazing so it really won't matter what prizes you offer We'll keep sending. ANy new sites we should know about?

Yea, we actually have a quite a few new sites that we will be adding very soon, some are live now if you want to hit me up and do some betatesting... :pimp

Chris 02-28-2005 01:13 PM

I tried this already
they all want hookers

only one i have seen succesfully to pull this off ras rick
search for his insane deal thread
it is huge

Mayor 02-28-2005 01:13 PM

I can't believe no one has jumped at the chance to kill a shark with me. Perhaps, I should offer something more tempting like an all inclusive guided tour of Bangkok ;)

By the way, I am going back there in 4 days for a couple weeks.

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I want Harley Girl nekkid in my room

Big tittied hookers might be better, but send 1000 a day for 30days and HarleyGirl will get naked in your room! :pimp

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
How many sales for a new laptop?

Send me 5 day for the next 3mo. and its yours! :thumbsup

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
I'm not sure what he'd be able to do with my 5 clicks a day :(
maybe a small bag of potato chips?

Send me 5 clicks a day and bring you 2big bags of chips everytime I come to Vegas... :thumbsup

No deal to small or to big! :winkwink:

Harley Girl 02-28-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I want Harley Girl nekkid in my room

you'll have to speak to my dating manager about that... wizzo :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo
Big tittied hookers might be better, but send 1000 a day for 30days and HarleyGirl will get naked in your room! :pimp

sounds fair to me ! don't ya think ? :upsidedow

xanx 02-28-2005 01:24 PM

how many signups for a VIP trip here

http://www.cat69.com/desires.html

Krille 02-28-2005 01:25 PM

how about a guided tour of soi cowboy and soi nana, would 2 signups be enough for that? ;)

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
Dear Santa Wizzo,

I want free all expenses trip to next internext.

JFPDude

p.s. Please don't forget to budget in the fucking booze.

Send us a average of just 5 sales a day until the show and the trip is on Mayor and drinks will be on Me... Sound good?

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
how many signups for a VIP trip here

http://www.cat69.com/desires.html

Send me 15 sales a day for next 3mo. and we be glad to put you up there! :pimp

Basic_man 02-28-2005 01:32 PM

I want a new desktop PC !!!

JFPdude 02-28-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo
Send us a average of just 5 sales a day until the show and the trip is on Mayor and drinks will be on Me... Sound good?


Deal ... my traffic will be started up shortly

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krille
how about a guided tour of soi cowboy and soi nana, would 2 signups be enough for that? ;)

2 a day maybe and I'm sure Mayor can set it for you!

Rui 02-28-2005 01:35 PM

How much for a Trip to your HQ's & a ipod lol

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
I want a new desktop PC !!!

Send me 10 sales a day for 2mo. or 5 sales a day for 4mo. and we'll hook you up with a sweet desktop... :thumbsup

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
How much for a Trip to your HQ's & a ipod lol

We are always willing to entertain affiliates at HQ, send me a email jimmy at stiffycash or ICQ and it would somewhat depend on where we are flying you from...

Ipod- send me 4sales a day for month and it's yours! :pimp

Paparazzi 02-28-2005 01:44 PM

plasma tv :thumbsup

Mayor 02-28-2005 01:46 PM

15 sales a day for 3 months and I'll even cover your "bar fines" :)
We'll fly from LAX when you're ready!

Furious_Male 02-28-2005 01:46 PM

Is something wrong with the Stiffy Cash Join forms or am I missing something here.

I went to legaltightgirls.com Filled out the first form asking for a full name, valid email, zip code and country. Hit submit and was given this error.

"Sorry, we were unable to process your credit card. Please try another payment method.

Pay by check"

There was no spot for CC info.

CAHEK 02-28-2005 01:47 PM

how about bitches and drinks ? at some internext trip

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickclickclick
traffic to jerk ppl around.
the jerkier the better.

We could do something, hit me up and we'll talk! :thumbsup

Wizzo 02-28-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
Is something wrong with the Stiffy Cash Join forms or am I missing something here.

I went to legaltightgirls.com Filled out the first form asking for a full name, valid email, zip code and country. Hit submit and was given this error.

"Sorry, we were unable to process your credit card. Please try another payment method.

Pay by check"

There was no spot for CC info.

Hmmm... I'll get the guys to check it out?

Pornwolf 02-28-2005 02:00 PM

How many signups willl it take to cover my past due traffic tickets in 3 states? There's about 20 dating back to 1996.

Wizzo 02-28-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAHEK
how about bitches and drinks ? at some internext trip

Hit me up, I'm sure that we can work something... :thumbsup

Wizzo 02-28-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
How many signups willl it take to cover my past due traffic tickets in 3 states? There's about 20 dating back to 1996.

It depends on the states, but I'm sure our lawyers could help you out! :thumbsup

Wizzo 02-28-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
I tried this already
they all want hookers

only one i have seen succesfully to pull this off ras rick
search for his insane deal thread
it is huge

Yea, I remember that from a few years ago... good thread...

What's wrong with hookers? You send the sales and we'll get you laid! :thumbsup

Ace of Spades 02-28-2005 02:25 PM

You guys rock even without a deal! but I would like 2 new 21 flat panel monitors and case of beer! :)

Ace of Spades 02-28-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor
I can't believe no one has jumped at the chance to kill a shark with me. Perhaps, I should offer something more tempting like an all inclusive guided tour of Bangkok ;)

By the way, I am going back there in 4 days for a couple weeks.

Nice fish you had there. Where did you catch it?


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