*****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links?*****
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links?
February 28 2005


At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
Juicy D. Links? have come to a deal regarding
Mr Juicy D. Links?'s signature space for the month March 2005. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.
CYBERAGE
"Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links?.
"Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE .
Rumour has it that the STRESS from the negotiations has led Gary to take a hiatus from his position at CYBERAGE .
CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links? went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links? layed down his counter offer.
"Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links?'s signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
Our stature in the adult industry provides you, the Web Entrepreneur, with the assurance that, through our Affiliate Program,
you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
Why bother with a "brand X" adult site when you can become a part of the most respected and profitable Membership site in existence?

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:pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

think you got enough cyberage shit in there? hahahha

hmmmmmmmm spam....... :thumbsup

hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok.

no i got more sec

um hello spam.... are you that hard up dude?

Whore!!! :1orglaugh

http://gfysigwhore.com/images/juicyjuice.gif

Congratulations, dude :)

its funny anyone else but juicy does somethin like that and you guys chew him out ;)

So who the fuck did you sign with ? :pimp

YARGH! I nearly fell off me peg legs lookin at that fine picture!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this cracks me up

AVS is dead.
didn't you get the memo?

sorry didnt get my fax.

I don't think the 100 or so webmasters that get a 5 digit check every two weeks think that it is dead, not counting the rest that get 4 digits, but I guess they are happy that you guys think it is, more money for them...


Gary

juicy is a spammer!

So, what are you saying? You are being to subtle in your posts, just get to the point. :)

I have to spam once in awhile yo. :pimp

YARGH!

Seriously, people that say this either
A. don't want others to find out how well it works, or
B. Haven't figured out AVS is the one of the best, and easiest ways to make money from porn.

I made a fortune from AVS (it's all I do) I own an AVS now (have since 1998) OY! if anyone needs help on AVS fire me an ICQ.

My AVS is invite only to keep out the riffraff, but I can offer a lot of help in this area regardless.

PIRATE mode re-enabled

YARGH! Ahoy me guppies! Where be me skull flags! YARGH! that's better.

What is this thread about anyways?

I love this Nick :1orglaugh

ssshhhhhh......
Why are you telling everybody?

I've been making cash since AgeCheck!!! and those pinkish sign up scripts.....

hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

YARGH! Age Check!??? I was #85 on Adultcheck. :thumbsup

Nice for both of ya!

I bow to your spam :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

well congrats

Mouhahahha, DICK HEAD ! :d

:1orglaugh

just to clarify please, who did you sign with?

What you dont know ??? its all over CNN :pimp

very nice, good job Juicy! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Steve, is it you???

lolololololol

pirate mode re enabled :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like a great deal buddy. Congrats.

Wow, this spam is even more blatant than the stuff from the board spam master Roger V.

Congrats Juicy.

Juicy, if im not wrong isnt this post a almost duplicate of your post last month when you said cyberage had bought yiur sig for several months? :1orglaugh :pimp

congrats :thumbsup

CyberAge CyberAge 1 800 CYBERAGE....

Gotta love this pic. :1orglaugh