*****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links?*****

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    *****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links?*****

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
    From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links?
    February 28 2005


    At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
    Juicy D. Links? have come to a deal regarding
    Mr Juicy D. Links?'s signature space for the month March 2005. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.
    CYBERAGE
    "Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links?.
    "Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE .
    Rumour has it that the STRESS from the negotiations has led Gary to take a hiatus from his position at CYBERAGE .
    CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
    and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

    After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links? went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
    green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
    CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links? layed down his counter offer.
    "Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links?'s signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
    said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

    CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
    As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
    Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
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    you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

    CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
    When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
    As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
    You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
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  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    think you got enough cyberage shit in there? hahahha

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    • Martin
      "Assassins"
      • Dec 2001
      • 17274

      #3
      hmmmmmmmm spam.......

      Comment

      • Dalai lama
        Strength and Honor
        • Jul 2004
        • 16540

        #4
        hmmmmmmmmmmmm ok.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by Headless
          think you got enough cyberage shit in there? hahahha

          no i got more sec

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            um hello spam.... are you that hard up dude?
            Crypto HODLr
            Crypto mining
            Angel investor

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141

              #7
              Whore!!!



              Congratulations, dude
              Last edited by Dagwolf; 02-28-2005, 10:16 AM.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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              • xlogger
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 9507

                #8

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                XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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                • Bigwilly
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 1101

                  #9
                  its funny anyone else but juicy does somethin like that and you guys chew him out ;)

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67369

                    #10
                    So who the fuck did you sign with ?

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                    • Chio The Pirate
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 946

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      Whore!!!



                      Congratulations, dude


                      YARGH! I nearly fell off me peg legs lookin at that fine picture!

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                      • gangbangjoe
                        Ronin
                        • May 2004
                        • 17693

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dagwolf
                        Whore!!!



                        Congratulations, dude




                        this cracks me up

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                        • CheneyRumsfeld
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1341

                          #13
                          AVS is dead.
                          didn't you get the memo?

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                          • xlogger
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 9507

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                            AVS is dead.
                            didn't you get the memo?
                            sorry didnt get my fax.

                            ----------
                            XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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                            • CyberAgeGary
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 2869

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                              AVS is dead.
                              didn't you get the memo?

                              I don't think the 100 or so webmasters that get a 5 digit check every two weeks think that it is dead, not counting the rest that get 4 digits, but I guess they are happy that you guys think it is, more money for them...


                              Gary
                              13 solid years strong.
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                              • Sosa
                                In Tushy Land
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 40149

                                #16
                                juicy is a spammer!

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                                • MacDaddyPlaya
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 1785

                                  #17
                                  So, what are you saying? You are being to subtle in your posts, just get to the point.
                                  Sigless

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                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Hedonistic
                                    um hello spam.... are you that hard up dude?
                                    I have to spam once in awhile yo.

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                                    • Chio The Pirate
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 946

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                                      AVS is dead.
                                      didn't you get the memo?

                                      YARGH!

                                      Seriously, people that say this either
                                      A. don't want others to find out how well it works, or
                                      B. Haven't figured out AVS is the one of the best, and easiest ways to make money from porn.

                                      I made a fortune from AVS (it's all I do) I own an AVS now (have since 1998) OY! if anyone needs help on AVS fire me an ICQ.

                                      My AVS is invite only to keep out the riffraff, but I can offer a lot of help in this area regardless.

                                      PIRATE mode re-enabled

                                      YARGH! Ahoy me guppies! Where be me skull flags! YARGH! that's better.

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                                      • sickkittens
                                        I am a meat popsicle.
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 25100

                                        #20
                                        What is this thread about anyways?

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                                        • Dalai lama
                                          Strength and Honor
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 16540

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                          YARGH!

                                          Seriously, people that say this either
                                          A. don't want others to find out how well it works, or
                                          B. Haven't figured out AVS is the one of the best, and easiest ways to make money from porn.

                                          I made a fortune from AVS (it's all I do) I own an AVS now (have since 1998) OY! if anyone needs help on AVS fire me an ICQ.

                                          My AVS is invite only to keep out the riffraff, but I can offer a lot of help in this area regardless.

                                          PIRATE mode re-enabled

                                          YARGH! Ahoy me guppies! Where be me skull flags! YARGH! that's better.
                                          I love this Nick

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                                          • TheSenator
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 13330

                                            #22
                                            ssshhhhhh......
                                            Why are you telling everybody?

                                            I've been making cash since AgeCheck!!! and those pinkish sign up scripts.....
                                            ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                                            • B40
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7020

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                              PIRATE mode re-enabled
                                              hahaha

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                                              • Chio The Pirate
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 946

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheSenator
                                                ssshhhhhh......
                                                Why are you telling everybody?

                                                I've been making cash since AgeCheck!!! and those pinkish sign up scripts.....

                                                YARGH! Age Check!??? I was #85 on Adultcheck.

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                                                • V_RocKs
                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 32448

                                                  #25
                                                  Nice for both of ya!

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                                                  • InkedUpMess
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 368

                                                    #26
                                                    I bow to your spam
                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                    • fl_prn_str
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 5736

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                                      think you got enough cyberage shit in there? hahahha

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                                                      • ytcracker
                                                        stc is the greatest
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 12403

                                                        #28
                                                        arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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                                                        i love you

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                                                        • Screaming
                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 18972

                                                          #29
                                                          well congrats

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                                                          • Basic_man
                                                            Programming King Pin
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 27360

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                            Whore!!!



                                                            Congratulations, dude

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                                                            • axelcat
                                                              Adult Locals
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 25450

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                              Whore!!!



                                                              Congratulations, dude

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                                                              • Johny Traffic
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 5461

                                                                #32
                                                                just to clarify please, who did you sign with?


                                                                hosted flv's, hosted galleries, morphing rss feeds, free content, free sites, hosted blog

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                                                                • JFK
                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 67369

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Johny Traffic
                                                                  just to clarify please, who did you sign with?
                                                                  What you dont know ??? its all over CNN

                                                                  FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
                                                                  For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                                                                  • jwerd
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 1953

                                                                    #34
                                                                    very nice, good job Juicy!
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                                                                    • MaDalton
                                                                      I am Amazing Content!
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 39861

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                                      YARGH!

                                                                      Seriously, people that say this either
                                                                      A. don't want others to find out how well it works, or
                                                                      B. Haven't figured out AVS is the one of the best, and easiest ways to make money from porn.

                                                                      I made a fortune from AVS (it's all I do) I own an AVS now (have since 1998) OY! if anyone needs help on AVS fire me an ICQ.

                                                                      My AVS is invite only to keep out the riffraff, but I can offer a lot of help in this area regardless.

                                                                      PIRATE mode re-enabled

                                                                      YARGH! Ahoy me guppies! Where be me skull flags! YARGH! that's better.

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                                                                      • polish_aristocrat
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 40377

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                                                        YARGH!

                                                                        Seriously, people that say this either
                                                                        A. don't want others to find out how well it works, or
                                                                        B. Haven't figured out AVS is the one of the best, and easiest ways to make money from porn.

                                                                        I made a fortune from AVS (it's all I do) I own an AVS now (have since 1998) OY! if anyone needs help on AVS fire me an ICQ.

                                                                        My AVS is invite only to keep out the riffraff, but I can offer a lot of help in this area regardless.

                                                                        PIRATE mode re-enabled

                                                                        YARGH! Ahoy me guppies! Where be me skull flags! YARGH! that's better.
                                                                        lolololololol

                                                                        pirate mode re enabled
                                                                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 11190

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Sounds like a great deal buddy. Congrats.
                                                                          Support a Good Cause

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                                                                          • Pornwolf
                                                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 22712

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Wow, this spam is even more blatant than the stuff from the board spam master Roger V.

                                                                            Congrats Juicy.
                                                                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                            Webair, bitches.

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                                                                            • Nicky
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 30071

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Juicy, if im not wrong isnt this post a almost duplicate of your post last month when you said cyberage had bought yiur sig for several months?

                                                                              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                              • tungsten
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                • 10579

                                                                                #40
                                                                                congrats
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                                                                                • TheSenator
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 13330

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  CyberAge CyberAge 1 800 CYBERAGE....
                                                                                  ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                                                                                  • wargames
                                                                                    Kliris
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 10423

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by xlogger

                                                                                    Gotta love this pic.
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