| Fizzgig |
02-28-2005 03:29 AM |
Did you ever get drunk and...
sit around in a circle making up a story?
http://pick1es.tripod.com/buddieskickensite/id6.html
The Best Story EVERRRRRRR!!
Oh yeah, that's right.. memories from Edie's party!
written by: Becky, Ryan, Tom, Edie, and me.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. There was a troll named Gump, he had huge hands. He lived in a tree stump. His feet were really cold. His favorite thing in the world was 3 month old guacamole. He had a crush on princess Consuala Bannanahammock. He went to see her and lit her hair on fire with whiteout, now she is bald. While he burnt her hair he sang "Hucalaca-hucalaca-lu-lu, Hucalaca-hucalaca-li-li" He stole her dresses and pink silk underwear, and dressed in drag on a daily basis. However, his secret ambition was to be an underwater cowboy. So he went to take lessons form sponge bob. Sponge bob told him how to make patties, but the patties they were not crabby. Gump tripped over a rock and died. Along came the mailman *bong-chick-bong*.Then boy on boy action occurred, bringing to life all Becky?s secret fantasies, and reincarnating Gump. Gump then joined in on the boy on boy action. Gump was very scared The princess came and ate them all. She then... |
