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smack 02-27-2005 07:25 PM
Man accused of having sex with cows.
 
ah this shit is just too funny.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._st/animal_sex


Quote:
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.



Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

xlogger 02-27-2005 07:26 PM
dude, the cows ass is like wayyyy up in the air. Did he use a chair to stand up and do it? :1orglaugh :helpme

reynold 02-27-2005 07:26 PM
That's one fucked up old dude.

smack 02-27-2005 07:27 PM
since he had sex with calves, does that make him a child molestor too?

tungsten 02-27-2005 07:41 PM
disturbing :disgust

imafuckingaussie 02-27-2005 07:44 PM
HAHAHAHA
That would make a gread Judge Judy case )

smack 02-27-2005 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tungsten
disturbing :disgust

yeah it is, cow's are nasty. you figure he would have just went and found a nice sexy, willing goat.

eMonk 02-27-2005 08:25 PM
sick... :disgust

$5 submissions 02-27-2005 08:26 PM
No wonder that milk smelled like CLOROX :(

SoloGirlsContent 02-27-2005 08:28 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sparks 02-27-2005 08:48 PM
That's messed up. Just get a prostitute if you're that desperate.

Spunky 02-27-2005 08:51 PM
I prefer goats myself :helpme

Webby 02-27-2005 08:53 PM
Quote:
Man accused of having sex with cows.
Nice thread title!! :1orglaugh

Ranks with the B52 bomber on the moon - but more feasible! :-)

sonofsam 02-27-2005 08:54 PM
mmmmmmmm beeeeeffff

Rochard 02-27-2005 08:55 PM
It wasn't me! ( I like sheep myself.)

smack 02-27-2005 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spunky
I prefer goats myself :helpme


that's what i'm sayin.




http://trickvisuals.com/pics/partgoat.jpg

rollinOn20s 02-27-2005 08:57 PM
Let me guess, and they some how linked him back to GFY!

Mike Okitch 02-27-2005 09:05 PM
The worst part is that he promised the cow that he would call, but he never did

crockett 02-27-2005 09:07 PM
anyone have the pics, we could post a gallery on the Hun :1orglaugh

sonofsam 02-27-2005 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
The worst part is that he promised the cow that he would call, but he never did
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

spentrent 02-27-2005 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hostive
That's messed up. Just get a prostitute if you're that desperate.
Dude, I've never seen a COW PROSTITUTE anywhere.

Maybe the COW FLESHLIGHT? Fill up a trashcan with jello and line that shit with a trash bag. PROFIT!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-27-2005 09:11 PM
No Bull!!!
 
http://www.motorhoming.com/Cow%20Moo.jpg

Ride 'em Cowboy!!! Ye-e-e-h-a-ha-ha!!!

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smack 02-27-2005 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spentrent
COW FLESHLIGHT? Fill up a trashcan with jello and line that shit with a trash bag. PROFIT!
that would sell like hotcakes in the midwest.

Shoehorn! 02-27-2005 09:13 PM
"Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they used the word "heifers." HAHAHAHAHAHA. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mastermikex 02-27-2005 09:17 PM
"The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"

Shoehorn! 02-27-2005 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mastermikex
"The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

spentrent 02-27-2005 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mastermikex
"The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
Follow your heart, Pedro. That's what I do.

smack 02-27-2005 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mastermikex
"The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GatorB 02-27-2005 09:22 PM
Cow rape. Will PETA get involved?

Spunky 02-27-2005 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smack
Party goat rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.renegadetgp.com/partygoatgfy.jpg

crockett 02-27-2005 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB
Cow rape. Will PETA get involved?
hey no one said anything about the cow not wanting it.. I'm sure the rope were for some good old fashon BDSM

smack 02-27-2005 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett
hey no one said anything about the cow not wanting it.. I'm sure the rope were for some good old fashon BDSM

hey, she was wearing a short bell collar! she was asking for it!!!

nofx 02-27-2005 09:52 PM
im sure it was some good cow pussy if he kept going back...

smack 02-27-2005 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nofx
im sure it was some good cow pussy if he kept going back...
:1orglaugh

must have been.

yellowmenace 02-27-2005 11:29 PM
nice dudej!

webcrawler 02-27-2005 11:32 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wargames 02-27-2005 11:34 PM
That man badly needed to get laid. :1orglaugh

pxxx 02-27-2005 11:38 PM
That is just sick. I wonder what was going through his mind.

smack 02-28-2005 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pxxx
That is just sick. I wonder what was going through his mind.

probably something to the tune of "Mmmmmmm, cow-ass."

Kicker 02-28-2005 02:10 AM
holy shit!!!

Danny Dukes 02-28-2005 02:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spentrent
Follow your heart, Pedro. That's what I do.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fizzgig 02-28-2005 02:47 AM
So THATS how the milk gets into the udder. :1orglaugh

KorayIsSexy 02-28-2005 02:49 AM
Oh my god, thats sick.

:/

Fizzgig 02-28-2005 02:54 AM
I think men have sex with cows all the time. The title should read "Man accused of being CAUGHT having sex with cows".

smack 02-28-2005 02:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fizzgig
I think men have sex with cows all the time. The title should read "Man accused of being CAUGHT having sex with cows".

my over sight. :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-28-2005 04:16 AM
Decisions, Decisions...
 
Which Cow Would You Poke?

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/paris_cow.jpg

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PHPdude 02-28-2005 06:36 AM
I like that last one.

ytcracker 02-28-2005 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mastermikex
"The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Sexy-Girl 02-28-2005 06:44 AM
wOUUUUUUUU! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

Sweet Smile 02-28-2005 06:50 AM
he's such an animal over.....


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