what is the first thing you do after getting laid ?
 

just wondering. so many posibilities... :winkwink:

put away the lotion and wash my hands

Apologize

put the real doll under my bed again

wake up and jerk off.

usually fall asleep

have a smoke

Get up take a piss come back and fuck her again :)

throw the bitch out

If your smoking after sex your doing it to quick ;)

wake up

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I tend to get giddy after sex. :D

Tell her how early i have to be up in the morning, or look at my watch and say "fuck, I can't believe I still have to go to this bullshit"...."what bullshit?", she asks..."A meeting in 2 hours....damn". I use the latter when I'm at the chics house. And the first excuse when shes over mine.

Girls are useless once the baby batter's left the body.

cuddle yo

Roll over and start snoring

With Bradm or persius?

pay and leave!

metros love cuddling :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuck cuddling

If it's a guy I make him go get me a towel :1orglaugh .........if it's a girl we sit there with big smiles on our faces and brag about how hard we both came. :)

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

"apoligize"... that was awesome!

- PornAddict

have a smoke.. and rest.. ready for the next round

throw her a buck and a napkin

Get a massage and fall asleep

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HAHAHA....you sound like me!

wipe the blood off the clown suit.

fall asleep...I'm not one of those girls who stays awake chatting after sex. I like to roll over and pass out.

Not quite sure how to describe it.

But it feels just like that moment John Candy and Steve Martin had in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles", when they got a little bit toooooooooo cozy. You know that feeling?

"Hey, how 'bout them Bears..." etc.


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That's weird, my gf is the exact same way.

She's always has like a perma-blush and won't stop giggling, she gets all excited/giddy afterwards.

Never seen it before.

cuddle/ sleep go outside

i have no ritual

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Make a big fat sandwich and switch on the History Channel.

Wash my hands

Cuddle / spooning / talk
Go at it again!

:Graucho

It's great to talk after sex. Your brain is so clear and you come up with the most amazing ideas... kinda like after som good Sativa :winkwink:

hehe :1orglaugh

Collect my money. Lots and lots of money. Almost $8 American one day.

wash my dick...

reach for some tissues....

Ask for another turn.

giddy is good...

...but i don't believe you.

smoke and drink coffee

wash my cock then have a smoke :pimp

:1orglaugh

Pay the girl and run away from that scary place

same here

telling my sister i ll never do it again

Its all about the after sex smoke. No other time does a cigarette feel and taste that good!

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some times I drink a good cup of coffee .. :)

I go to gfy and post about it