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Xplicit 02-26-2005 03:27 PM

Taxes....
 
The biggest downside of being self employed.

Anyone else have the problem of blowing all their cash during the year, and then when tax season comes around you get KICKED IN YOUR FUCKING ASS??

Sorry just got an email from my accountant with my final numbers for 04'.... venting.

slapass 02-26-2005 03:28 PM

Every fucking year!

:helpme

thaifan99 02-26-2005 03:29 PM

Offshore rocks......

Xplicit 02-26-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaifan99
Offshore rocks......

Is it legal?

If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.

nastyking 02-26-2005 03:39 PM

your tax consultant should know all the LEGAL tricks to avoid paying (too much) taxes. at least mine knows :)

toddler 02-26-2005 04:36 PM

buy a house.

Young 02-26-2005 04:39 PM

taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.

Illicit 02-26-2005 05:15 PM

I hate tax time... this sucks... I got to do mine still

Briscoe 02-26-2005 05:22 PM

I feel your pain.

I can't seem to find the emoticon with the gaped asshole...

xclusive 02-26-2005 05:33 PM

Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant

Vitasoy 02-26-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
taxes....fuck em. if they ask you how you bought the Ferrari ask them "what ferrari" point over their shoulder and run.

Damn I gotta watch out when drinking. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tony Montana 02-26-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xplicit
Is it legal?

If so, how exactly does it work? I know nothing about it.

I assume you'd just have your sponsors wire your payments to the offshore account. Then you just dont give them your SSN?

Then you get an ATM/Debit card for the offshore account?

I'm down for whatevers LEGAL to get my taxes lower, but im making enough to still pay them, so im not going to risk my business to save a few bucks.

Down for suggestions, someone point me in the right direction.

Its not legal in the USA if you work here and put your money offshore to hide income.

Tony Montana 02-26-2005 06:01 PM

Oh, put a shitload of money into a retirement account

AdultMovies.bz 02-26-2005 06:07 PM

I pay my taxes quarterly, at least that way I avoid too many surprises :)

Nanda 02-26-2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Don't fuck around with taxes they will get you just get a good accountant

:thumbsup

Xplicit 02-26-2005 06:35 PM

Yeah, im down to do anything LEGAL, because if you get caught, even if the odds are in your favor, you'll regret it.


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