Need to hire Midgets/Dwarfs
 

Anyone know where I can go or who I can call to hire midget/dwarf party performers?

I'm being serious...

Thanks,

~~Alli

I think the webmasters would prefer hookers and cocaine.

just my 2 cents

I think BrettJ has a good theory .. 90% of all males think midgets are funny... are you thinking of making a midget comedy site?


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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

Another thought.. Midgets on a Monster cock site?

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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

Hollywood,

Not your 2 cents!!! Now you have nothing left!

And I think webmasters do enjoy a good midget here and there

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Allison
Marketing & Public Relations
TopBucks.com/TopCash.com
[email protected]

Well, if you can find some female midgets with no teeth, I can find a good use for them.

lmk..

You know .. I bet if you got the right girl .... you could fit an entire midget inside her cooch.... TELL ME that wouldn't be funny? a pic of a girl with a pair of feet sticking out of her puss?

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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

I guess she needs a midget mouth too ?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Take that!


Anybody know where I can find some "little people"

~~Alli

I got a mushroom bruise waiting for you in vegas, honey.. just wait.

my neighbor shoved a midget up my cat's ass once .. poor kitty was walking funny for a week. Not to mention you could hear the muffled cries for help from the cat's stomach...

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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

TaDow~~

I think you know too much about midgets http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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Allison
Marketing & Public Relations
TopBucks.com/TopCash.com
[email protected]

Long story on that one ... dates back to a gypsy camp in Nam... involving a leper, a midget, 3 chopsticks, a power drill, 4 cans of coffee, a lizzard's liver, some goats, and a parachute canopy

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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

This story end with a suicide?

if not, please change the ending...

Too bad hank died.

BEETLEJUICE!!! BEETLEJUICE!! BEETLEJUICE!!!!
http://www.jollydwarf.com/hire.html

Tell em DrinkingHard sent ya!

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yeah, beetlejuice is the hottest midget to get right now since hank died...

= )


beetle juice sucks. fucked up teeth and hard to understand.

Allison, you need to contact the man show - they have a great troup of midgets. If you need contact info, shoot me an email, [email protected]

~brett

Brett you sick fuck, i *knew* SOMEONE had to have the phone number to a midget escort service!!

Did Tim drag you into this world? I bet he did!

http://www.bigmovies.com/88/bdmid-16bccsypy.htm

A search for "midgets for hire" on Yahoo reveals:
http://circusxxx.com/playhouse/contact.html

I love the Internet!

when did hank die? man I'm out of the loop, gotta start watching more tv.

NooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


btw - should I feel bad that I want a midget butler? They crack me up. The idea of having a dude in tails having to jump up off the ground to twist the door handle - - or waddling over to a pool carrying a platter of drinks - - well it just puts me in a good mood.

okay ... one last one... picture them sitting in an over stuffed chair dangling their feet off the cushion but naturally not able to touch the ground... having to use two hands to hold a can of soda. it's great.

gotta jet.. actually leaving the house! =)

i'll do the party for you Allison

a little magic, a little music and then i'll finish the evening off by whipping out my "little friend"

because at 6'4" i'm still considered a midget on any NBA team
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http://www.hankthedwarf.com died in his sleep 2 months ago.

allison-
im a midget. i'll perform for free if i get to spend the nite in your room http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

How can you deny this man!!!
http://www.drinkinghard.com/babe12.jpg

Hire Beets or I will demand a boycott of TopBucks! LOL!! Or at least until you stop sending me cheques!!!
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DrinkingHard

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Thanks everyone for the info and entertaining comments. I think with this info I should be able to find myself a few good midgets/dwarfs.

Speaking of that... What's more popular midgets or dwarfs?

~~Alli

midgets RULE!!!! they have the right proportions...they are just miniture people.

dwarfs ... are small but have misformed arms/legs ... or disproportionate arms/legs.

midgets are searched for about six times more often than dwarves.. im wondering though whether people actually know the difference and how much cultural bias towards terms affect users..