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RRRED 02-25-2005 07:22 PM

OMG hahahahaha... I just had to have "the talk" with my daughter
 
She wouldn't let up on why I wouldn't go in the hot tub with her. I told her "I can't" etc etc on and on... So I told her all about Aunt Flo and how she will come visit her someday along with cramps, mood swings, and all the goodies.

She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"

That's my girl LOLOLOL

Myst 02-25-2005 07:23 PM

u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?

Dax 02-25-2005 07:24 PM

How old is she ?

Tala 02-25-2005 07:24 PM

OMG!

If only it were that simple. Wish I could have avoided it with My good job! I had to get spayed. :(

Veterans Day 02-25-2005 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xlogger 02-25-2005 07:25 PM

Damn, must have sucked. :disgust

polish_aristocrat 02-25-2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?

you should read carefully

riddler 02-25-2005 07:26 PM

how old is she?

yuvalus 02-25-2005 07:27 PM

I didn't want to know that

JayJay 02-25-2005 07:28 PM

Sorry, I Don't get why you can't go in the Hot tub with your daughter?

dasexi1 02-25-2005 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"

That's my girl LOLOLOL


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I like the way your daughter thinks!
i wish it were really that simple, I don't care how much it would cost, i'd pay every month!

OzMan 02-25-2005 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?

I swear to god you must be kak_azn's twin with the moronic stuff you come up with. :disgust

NoCarrier 02-25-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrC
how old is she?

29 :winkwink:

Spunky 02-25-2005 07:31 PM

:) Heh heh..I thought you were going to say she told you things you didn't hear before...like my son :(

brand0n 02-25-2005 07:31 PM

aunt flo?

Tala 02-25-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayJay
Sorry, I Don't get why you can't go in the Hot tub with your daughter?

Hint: It has something to do with every 28 days. :error

tungsten 02-25-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
u cant go in the hot tub with your daughter?

right over your head

OzMan 02-25-2005 07:32 PM

She learned the tough lesson that money can't buy everything :)

JayJay 02-25-2005 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayJay
Sorry, I Don't get why you can't go in the Hot tub with your daughter?

Haha, my bad had a reread :)

riddler 02-25-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
29 :winkwink:

lol i was going to say thats cute but then i thought again maybe shes like 30 and then id have to cry from laughing :winkwink:

digi 02-25-2005 07:34 PM

I think the confusion comes from RRRED not making it clear she is a woman.

devilspost 02-25-2005 07:34 PM

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polish_aristocrat 02-25-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
:) Heh heh..I thought you were going to say she told you things you didn't hear before...like my son :(

he is gay? :(

xlogger 02-25-2005 07:36 PM

Its hard having kids for sure, im not having one. :Oh crap


ever!

Spunky 02-25-2005 07:36 PM

That cartoon is hilarious :1orglaugh

MikeB 02-25-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
She wouldn't let up on why I wouldn't go in the hot tub with her. I told her "I can't" etc etc on and on... So I told her all about Aunt Flo and how she will come visit her someday along with cramps, mood swings, and all the goodies.

She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"

That's my girl LOLOLOL


She's going to be great at delegation.

xlogger 02-25-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
he is gay? :(

http://pics.awstuff.com/albums/2/gaysit.jpg
how old is he? 35? :batman :laughing-

Myst 02-25-2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan
I swear to god you must be kak_azn's twin with the moronic stuff you come up with. :disgust

um wtf are u talking about
where in that statement does it say his daughter was on her period NOW hmm dipshit??

heres a quote for you because you obviously cant read

Quote:

So I told her all about Aunt Flo and how she will come visit her someday along with...
Look i bolded it and everything for your sorry ass

OzMan 02-25-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
um wtf are u talking about
where in that statement does it say his daughter was on her period NOW hmm dipshit??

heres a quote for you because you obviously cant read

Look i bolded it and everything for your sorry ass

The only thing worse than being clueless is to be clueless with an attitude, Kyle to a tee. You must be cousins at least right?

bringer 02-25-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
um wtf are u talking about
where in that statement does it say his daughter was on her period NOW hmm dipshit??

heres a quote for you because you obviously cant read

Look i bolded it and everything for your sorry ass

maybe RRRED ISNT a HE

Stacey_JoinRightNow 02-25-2005 07:50 PM

my daughter is so SO SO SO smart too, like mom :)

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riddler 02-25-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
um wtf are u talking about
where in that statement does it say his daughter was on her period NOW hmm dipshit??

heres a quote for you because you obviously cant read

Look i bolded it and everything for your sorry ass


lol, i havent been around gfy long and even i know RRRED is a woman.

bringer 02-25-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
I sale Russina girls thaT HAVE PERIOD FOR aMEREICAN LADIEs
OK!

ICQ now!

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Myst 02-25-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan
The only thing worse than being clueless is to be clueless with an attitude, Kyle to a tee. You must be cousins at least right?

hahahah rrreds a woman
woops
jesus u need to lighten up :1orglaugh

Nicky 02-25-2005 08:12 PM

seriousley man, how old is your daughter?? If she is like under 10, why cant you go with her in the hot tub?? I can understand if she is in her teens or something....

xlogger 02-25-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
seriousley man, how old is your daughter?? If she is like under 10, why cant you go with her in the hot tub?? I can understand if she is in her teens or something....

O_o
.........

bringer 02-25-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
seriousley man, how old is your daughter?? If she is like under 10, why cant you go with her in the hot tub?? I can understand if she is in her teens or something....

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/readdum.jpg

Myst 02-25-2005 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
seriousley man, how old is your daughter?? If she is like under 10, why cant you go with her in the hot tub?? I can understand if she is in her teens or something....

cause rrred is a woman

Tala 02-25-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
seriousley man, how old is your daughter?? If she is like under 10, why cant you go with her in the hot tub?? I can understand if she is in her teens or something....

1. RRRED is FEMALE
2. Try reading this thread again.

tASSy 02-25-2005 08:19 PM

hahaha, i was wondering why everyone was so confused, it seemed pretty straight forward to me. then i realised if someone didn't know that you, red, are a woman, that this would be much more confusing haha.

your daughter cracks me up, when i was younger i said i was going to hire someone to work for me so i wouldn't have to work...i didn't quite get the concept - but really nowadays, isn't that exactly what we're all trying to do? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

pornguy 02-25-2005 08:22 PM

Sorry to hear that outsourcing for the period does not work.

Tala 02-25-2005 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Sorry to hear that outsourcing for the period does not work.

You're not the only one. Trust Me.

RRRED 02-25-2005 08:32 PM

:1orglaugh you guys are so funny... I COULD go in the hottub with her I was just using that as an excuse cuz I was wrapping up this hosting deal with an affiliate and it was dragging on and on.

Then the questions and the demands for answers came spilling out so I figured now's as good a time as any... She's 7 1/2

dropped9 02-25-2005 10:20 PM

This thread is a perfect example of how fucking stupid some of you gfyers are...

xclusive 02-25-2005 10:23 PM

my daughter is 2 I look forward to scaring the fuck out of the boys wanting to date her

Shoehorn! 02-25-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
She started bawling and said "NOOOOO I will get a good job and pay someone so I don't have to do that!"

That's my girl LOLOLOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 02-25-2005 10:27 PM

I don't understand this post.

why are you letting her in the hot tub while she is having her periods?
it's not ok for you to go in there with her today, but tomorow will be ok?

wtf

GiantGnome 02-25-2005 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
I don't understand this post.

why are you letting her in the hot tub while she is having her periods?
it's not ok for you to go in there with her today, but tomorow will be ok?

wtf

The girl is 7 and a half. She is not having a period, Red is, and im getting grossed out just thinking about it.

Hey look mommy. Youre turning the water red just like Moses

pxxx 02-25-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
Hint: It has something to do with every 28 days. :error

My gf is struggling through hers now. Sucks donkey balls for me. :(


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