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wiZd0m 04-30-2001 02:38 PM

Check out my Car! I just bought a new SUV!!!
 
http://plaza.powersurfr.com/dsx/suv.jpg Thank you to all my sponsors for all the money I made with you!!! You Rule!!!

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AC – Infinity 04-30-2001 02:40 PM

badass!!! does it come with a cd changer??

Gemini 04-30-2001 02:45 PM

The headlights were an add-on eh? You really should have gotten them and quit making the wife run along out front with a lantern. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

RedShoe 04-30-2001 03:48 PM

Is that like 1 horsepower? Or do you go say 1 bullpower?

If only one person rides in the cab does it tip over?

boneprone 04-30-2001 03:50 PM

thats not even horsepower is it?? Look close at the animal, I think it really is a cow-mule hybrid of somekind!

tenletters 04-30-2001 04:03 PM

I worry about that fella, on the bottom, being so close to the exhaust. ;-)

wiZd0m 04-30-2001 04:13 PM

Yep, and I paid a very good price for it since it was made by children in a sweatshop, right beside the Nike and Levis plant.

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Gemini 04-30-2001 04:15 PM

Wiz tell me that isn't the latest Kathy Lee model!!!!!

Now ya know where the phrase "Dumb as an Ox" comes from. They pull SUVs. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Kat - Fast 04-30-2001 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
I worry about that fella, on the bottom, being so close to the exhaust. ;-)

wouldn't want to be sitting there when it backfires first thing in the morning...

RedShoe 04-30-2001 04:29 PM

So the newer model has the seat belt on the outside of the car? And what, it just connets to the handle on the hood? I like it.

I see they left the steering wheel in. That must add to the illusion that they are actually driving.

What's the top speed? 1?

So I guess the SUV in the background is the new sports model. Slimmer design.

wiZd0m 04-30-2001 04:36 PM

This about the possibilities, No more pollution problems in LA and SF. Who needs electric cars when you have one of these... This could give a job to all these Mexicans ...

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wiZd0m 04-30-2001 04:39 PM

I think it's a pokemon modified version boneprone. Clearly smaller then what they advertised ... I guess I will have to train him to become a champion. I know I should have taken a shocobo instead ...


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Lord Gord-Tex 04-30-2001 04:43 PM

OMG...hahaha..nice picture wiZd0m..!!!

Burtman 04-30-2001 04:55 PM

How did that thing pass emissions testing?

Burtman

Kat - Fast 04-30-2001 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burtman:
How did that thing pass emissions testing?

Burtman

they test half an hour before refueling, never after...


Dirtypainter 04-30-2001 06:55 PM

Now wait a sec. is this the car you going to send me for. doing all this TGP reviewing. Now I thought i was worth a jag or something. but this take the cake. I slave every night doing all them nasty reviews and you is going to send me that.

I quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wiZd0m 04-30-2001 07:01 PM

Come on, Because you live in IOWA i got a deal for you... Instead of a anti polution system I got the lights and some windshield washer for you! A really good deal!

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Dirtypainter 04-30-2001 07:05 PM

oh sure because I am a country hick. hmmmmm you will think I will like this. maybe I can talk my wife into driving it. but I still want the jag man.

kush 04-30-2001 07:32 PM

hahaha that's fucking funny wizDom, I love the shit you post!

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X-Web 05-01-2001 12:14 AM

to pass the emission test make srue u dont feed that mule beans day before u take it to smog test http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Gemini 05-01-2001 12:46 AM

Oh quit yer b*tchin DP. We'll come help you soon. Sheesh. Jag... they don't even have pavement out there so what would you do with it?!?!? Horse trough?? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I think Wizdon did a fine job picking out the perfect model suitable for your area!! We all know the pavement peters out just inside the east side of Indiana! lmbo

Dirtypainter 05-01-2001 06:03 PM

oh sure Gem come out and back up the boss. *L* I thought you was on my side. well I guess I will just have to get cyberbabe on my side

Gemini 05-01-2001 06:47 PM

Psssst ...poke poke...DP...WE have pavement here! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

*looks around for 'Boss' Hmmm yeah I have to back him up ya'see. He's in the other room and is tuffer than me don'cha kno' lol

Ohhhh you mean Wizdom. Nahh he can't even speil wisdom right. Notice the 'z', now apparently and according to my college psych classes that 'z' wish in another word would point directly to the patient having an extreme WS (golden shower) fetish. Sooo going on that we'd come to the conclusion to NEVER travel to Quebec! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Dirtypainter 05-01-2001 10:50 PM

*LOL* no wonder he says no golden shower galleries. He wants them all to himself

dank 05-02-2001 12:47 PM

Did you get all the options?
What kind of an options package did the salesman try to offer you?
Did you get the undercoating
you know so that if that mule decides to lay down for a rest his ass won't get too dirty?
Did you get free donkey feed?
If not how does the price compare to conventional gas prices?
Does it have a 3rd seat?
How fast can that fucker run?
Was the insurance expensive?


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RedShoe 12-07-2001 03:15 PM

Damn this was funny? What happened to those days?

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TommyGun 12-07-2001 03:19 PM

DAMMIT. He got the same color as mine!

Theo 12-07-2001 03:23 PM

i got a ride with this tool and i can say it worths all the money David spent on it.

Keev 12-07-2001 03:31 PM

These cars are still in production in Kabul, afganistan...
www.AfganAutos.com

TaDoW 12-07-2001 03:36 PM

I've got a similar one, but mine's got 6 cowpower ... you've just got the 1 cowpower version...

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X37375787 12-07-2001 05:11 PM

Hehe wiZ, I see you "stole" the image from the [H]

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wiZd0m 12-07-2001 05:22 PM

hehe, this post is old like hell!

posted 04-30-2001 02:38 PM

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X37375787 12-07-2001 05:23 PM

ROFL, I just noticed.

Dumbass me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

whoreans 12-07-2001 05:36 PM

everyboyd got horsepower in their cars.. i guess its time they make something new http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

cowpower is in!

Dirtypainter 12-07-2001 06:13 PM

ahhh the good ole SUV wiz sent me. hated driving that around. let me tell ya it was no chick magnet. *LOL* well hate to say this but the SUV is out back behind my shed parked. the motor died in it.


but on a brighter note. them was the best steaks I ever eaten.

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Slick 12-07-2001 07:24 PM

Gary has the same model, but it's goat powered, he he he.

TheFLY 12-07-2001 08:10 PM

This is how I will get to Vegas...


Clownbarf 12-07-2001 08:10 PM

Is this a spin off from that new invention "IT"? The standing scooter type thing that balances on two wheels? I see you got that going with yer rig here. It's cool how you carry the donkey in the front along with some d00d in the engine compartment. Does it go 12 miles off of 5 cents electricity too?

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Kimmykim 12-07-2001 09:52 PM

Hey there's 4 wheel drive and then there's 4 feet drive http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

whoreans 12-07-2001 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wiZd0m:
http://plaza.powersurfr.com/dsx/suv.jpg Thank you to all my sponsors for all the money I made with you!!! You Rule!!!

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