The Part that Makes Me Laugh Everytime In "Napoleon Dynamite" Is..........

**tASSy** · 02-23-2005, 08:35 PM

"nun-chuck skills...computer hacker skills...."

**CAHEK** · 02-23-2005, 08:35 PM

this movie is pretty funny

**smashface** · 02-23-2005, 08:35 PM

The talent portion of Pedro's speech.

**NaughtyRob** · 02-23-2005, 08:41 PM

Kip. Everything Kip does.

**austinth** · 02-23-2005, 08:43 PM

kip is like 32 gram, he can look after us.

**wdsguy** · 02-23-2005, 08:44 PM

vote for pedro!

**XxXotic** · 02-23-2005, 08:45 PM

pedro rules

**tungsten** · 02-23-2005, 08:45 PM

do chickens have large talents?

**reynold** · 02-23-2005, 08:46 PM

I haven't seen the movie.

**NaughtyRob** · 02-23-2005, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by tungsten

do chickens have large talents?

Talens. ( like claws )

**Pimp Dough** · 02-23-2005, 08:48 PM

Kip is fucking hilarious. I think he's gay as a mother fucker for real... and the ghetto chick that f'n seduces him and the way she does it is quite funny too.

**brizzad** · 02-23-2005, 08:49 PM

TINA COME GET SOME HAM YOU STUPID hahahahahaha ASS LLAMA

**0000000000000000000001000** · 02-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by brizzad

TINA COME GET SOME HAM YOU STUPID hahahahahaha ASS LLAMA

**BoNgHiTtA** · 02-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Lol when he does that dance, that shit rocks.

**Bansheelinks** · 02-23-2005, 09:19 PM

Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.

Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

**kevinale** · 02-23-2005, 09:21 PM

i like when kip says he's goung to be a cage fighter and challenges napolean to try to hit him.. i laugh every time the doorbell rings and napolean slaps kip in the head..

i also like when kip volunteers as a guinea pig at the martial arts studio.. that scene rocks..

**kacy** · 02-23-2005, 09:23 PM

I love it when that chic (can't remember her name) comes to the door selling that crap and she goes through her whole schpeel and he just looks at her with "his look" and she runs off the leaves all the stuff there LOL

**Bansheelinks** · 02-23-2005, 09:24 PM

Napoleon Dynamite: [sips milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1: [pause] That's correct.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite: [sips second jar of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 1: [pause] Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssss.

**sonofsam** · 02-23-2005, 09:26 PM

kid on bus: What are you going to do today napoleon?

napoleon :

WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE...GODDDD

**NickPapageorgio** · 02-23-2005, 09:35 PM

The "Time machine" scene and the scene where he punches the shit out of his uncle.

**NickPapageorgio** · 02-23-2005, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by ContentProducer

Talens. ( like claws )

Talons...and yes they're like claws...

**Red Ezra** · 02-23-2005, 09:40 PM

sweeeeeet!!!!!

**Warden** · 02-23-2005, 09:45 PM

Napolean has become my boys and my favorite daddy-time movie!

**Danny Dukes** · 02-23-2005, 09:47 PM

Napolean to Pedro: "Have you ever taken it off of any sweet jumps?"

**WarChild** · 02-23-2005, 09:53 PM

I thought that movie was fucking stupid.

**BIGTYMER** · 02-23-2005, 09:55 PM

You going to eat those tots?

**Shoehorn!** · 02-23-2005, 10:21 PM

That whole movie makes me laugh. It's great that its kinda short too, so you can watch it whenever and don't have to set aside a whole fucking day to watch it.

**SykkBoy** · 02-23-2005, 10:42 PM

basically everything, but mainly when he takes the bike off the jump and it doesn't quite work (ah, the memories I have of trying to take my bike off any sweet jumps when I was a kid)

**lunchbox** · 02-23-2005, 11:40 PM

the steak accross the face is classic

**Zebra** · 02-24-2005, 12:23 AM

When Kip runs over the plastic bowl trying to prove how strong it is and it shatters and he just drives off.

**shermo** · 02-24-2005, 12:31 AM

"You got like 3 feet of air off that jump."

**nofx** · 02-24-2005, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by Zebra

When Kip runs over the plastic bowl trying to prove how strong it is and it shatters and he just drives off.

and

"youre just mad because i've been chatting with hot babes on the internet all day"

**Prick** · 02-24-2005, 12:39 AM

fuck, I gotta go rent that movie
There are so many sound boards for that guy:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

**Bansheelinks** · 02-24-2005, 04:21 AM

yep, "ND" is quickly becoming a cult classic

**MandyBlake** · 02-24-2005, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by reynold

I haven't seen the movie.

don't waste your time. it's horrible.

**RevSand** · 02-24-2005, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by nofx

"youre just mad because i've been chatting with hot babes on the internet all day"

**NickPapageorgio** · 02-24-2005, 07:40 AM

It's one of those movies that you either get or you don't get I guess. Like half the people in my house loved it, the other half hated it and thought it was stupid. I thought it was funny as shit.

The part where his uncle says, "Watch this" and grabs the steak off his plate and slings it at his brother had me in tears. And I guess for people that don't get it or think it's stupid, I just find it funny like as a dry funny I guess. Like the comedy in that scene for me lies in the fact that the uncle couldn't throw his own steak, he had to take Napoleons, who hadn't even had one bite of it yet and just sits there and lets him do it. Not to mention the fact that it seems all they eat is steak.

**ytcracker** · 02-24-2005, 08:04 AM

i dont think there is an unquotable scene in that whole movie

**ShaneRyale** · 02-24-2005, 08:13 AM

That movie was horrible. I feel like I lost braincells just by watching it.

I really like slapstick comedy as well, but that movie was just a waste of time.

**tungsten** · 02-24-2005, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by ContentProducer

Talens. ( like claws )

fuck im a dumbass

**tungsten** · 02-24-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Prick

fuck, I gotta go rent that movie
There are so many sound boards for that guy:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php <-- tina come get some ham

**sherie** · 02-24-2005, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by lunchbox

the steak accross the face is classic

LOL yep!

I'm going to buy the dvd today if I am around a video/cd store!

**Cristofor Columb** · 02-24-2005, 10:56 AM

Super Movie!

**Bansheelinks** · 02-24-2005, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by tungsten

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php <-- tina come get some ham

eat the food! eat the food!

**baddog** · 02-24-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by ContentProducer

Talens. ( like claws )

talons

and cage fighter

**baddog** · 02-24-2005, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

Like the comedy in that scene for me lies in the fact that the uncle couldn't throw his own steak, he had to take Napoleons, who hadn't even had one bite of it yet and just sits there and lets him do it. Not to mention the fact that it seems all they eat is steak.

it was Kip's steak . . . and when Kip goes thug is pretty funny too.

Did any of you watch the credits all the way thru and see the wedding at the end?

**baddog** · 02-24-2005, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by tungsten

<-- tina come get some ham

that was pretty damn funny

**KorayIsSexy** · 02-24-2005, 03:23 PM

When he calls home for chapstick. For some reason, that made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

The wedding at the end was funny. But not funny in comparasin to the rest of the movie. Though kip's "I love technology" song was badass.

**Jayo** · 02-24-2005, 03:42 PM

I hate this flick, I mean its kinda funny, but I could barely watch this shit

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