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posted2005 02-23-2005 11:23 AM

Want to know how to go to Heaven? Heres how...
 
Good News!

Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this
life has ended?

The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth
in the person of Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and
died for our past, present and future sins(misdeeds).
He was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a
virgin Jewish woman named Mary. He lived a sinless life
for thirty-three years and then sacrificed His sinless
blood and died on a cross to pay the death penalty for
our sins.

After Jesus died He rose from the dead three days later
as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us that
Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept
Him as their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him
in Heaven where there is no more death, sorrow, sickness
and pain.

The Holy Bible very clearly explains how simple it is
to be saved and on your way to Heaven, "For if you
confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe
in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you
WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)

You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if
you will open your heart to Jesus and pray the following
prayer:

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have
a home in Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a
sinner. I believe You love me and want to save me. I
believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the
penalty for my sins. I believe that You rose from the dead.
Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and be my
Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for
forgiving me and saving me through Your merciful grace.
Amen.

You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed
God to save you. Welcome to the family of God.

If you decide to wait till later you may die before you get
another chance to be saved because none of us knows
exactly when we will die.

This means that if we die without trusting in Jesus Christ
as our Lord and Saviour we will be forever separated
from the love of God in a place called Hell. This place
called Hell is a place of eternal torment, suffering, pain
and agony for all those who have rejected Jesus Christ.

Some people get upset when someone tries to tell them about
Hell. If I knew that your house was on fire and I didn't tell
you about it that would mean I didn't care about you. I only
want you to know about the reality of Hell because I don't
want you to go there. Once you are in Hell you are there
burning and suffering forever.

The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing Jesus Christ
to save you today. Only then will you have true peace in your life
knowing that no matter what happens you are on your way to Heaven.



Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ,
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
[email protected]

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NickPapageorgio 02-23-2005 11:25 AM

Satan loves you. Why don't you believe that?

TurboAngel 02-23-2005 11:26 AM

You're not in the right place, please go away.


:disgust

TheMob 02-23-2005 11:27 AM

I am a member at christianforums.com

NickPapageorgio 02-23-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
You're not in the right place, please go away.


:disgust

No he/she is in the right place. It thinks it may convert one or two of us. And knowing that is what lets it sleep at night. Knowing that it may have saved a soul or two. It's a crusader. I love me a good crusade...

jawanda 02-23-2005 11:28 AM

Leeennnnsman let's get the moderated joins started ASAP man!

iFliPcEss 02-23-2005 11:31 AM

he wants to stop pornography LOL

Der Schleicher 02-23-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iFliPcEss
he wants to stop pornography LOL

I have the same thought. :upsidedow

posted2005 02-23-2005 12:17 PM

2:17pm today

jawanda 02-23-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by posted2005
2:17pm today

Tell your priests to stop molesting little boys. It's quite disturbing.

Thank you.

-Phil

thefool 02-23-2005 12:24 PM

there are several other places that you could spread these words of wisdom... this board is full of hard working, upstanding people, who love jesus. We all pray several times a day, so your work here is done! CONGRATS... please move on to save people at other places, like those evil gay sinners... www.google.com search for gay message boards, I found several! That list should keep you busy for a while

you voted for Bush, right?

reynold 02-24-2005 03:45 AM

This is a funny thread. :1orglaugh

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VideoJ 02-24-2005 03:56 AM

I get a choice.
I can go to hell for all eternity
or
I can spend all eternity with billion's of christians.

Isn't there a third option?

Islam's paradise sounds like a much better deal to me.

VideoJ 02-24-2005 04:07 AM

Koran 78:31
As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be gardens and
vineyards, and high- bosomed virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup.

Al Hadis, Vol. 4, p. 172, No. 34
Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in Paradise a market
wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and
women. When a man desires a beauty, he will have intercourse with them."

Muslims get a much better deal then christians

Jakke PNG 02-24-2005 04:27 AM

I just red that prayer out loud, and will now continue on my sinful ways.
See you in heaven.
Cheers.

MrJackMeHoff 02-24-2005 05:36 AM

fuck heaven fuck hell fuck the devil fuck god and most of all fuck you! uh hem..

webcrawler 02-24-2005 05:44 AM

This is not the proper venue. I hope you understand.

Focal 02-24-2005 05:48 AM

It's a fake :(

OzMan 02-24-2005 05:54 AM

Spamming Jesus is worse than v14gr4 http://community.the-underdogs.org/s.../icon_evil.gif


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