Real Breaking news: Canada says no to heterosexual marriage!
 

AP NEWS
20 minutes ago

In a heavily anticipated move, the Candian goverment said it will sign into law a new policy aimed at stemming the tide of anti-homosexual redderick. Rep. Carl Thompson of Calgary was stated as saying "If straight people can't get along with homosexuals, we'll continue taking away liberties". Officials in Halifax, NS first reported a steep rise in hate speech over the internet over the past 3 months targeted toward gay people. Rep. Todd Fletcher told an AP reporter "If you have a problem with homosexuals, then i suggest you move to Alabama, it will no longer be tolerated in Canada".

This came as no suprise to U.S. businesses catering to homosexual needs, Brad Peterson of Gayshopping.com stated "It only makes sense that such a law be passed, roughly 78% of the population is homosexual or bisexual". While most U.S. analyst only agree on 70%, Brad argues "No seriously, have you ever been in toronto? Just look around, are you blind?".


Rest of the article located here www.associatedpres.com/newsroom/92canf302.html

Whoa, Canada seems to be fond of saying NO. :1orglaugh

Good job i don't live in Canada...

associatedpres
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Where do you people find this fake news?

REDDERICK! arghhh!!!!!!!!!! it's RHETORIC!

its not fake, i grabbed it right off a site feed of the AP

sorry i didn't take vocabulary in middle school

canada doesnt have Reps...

Great fake story

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh