Simple theory on how to get rid of the surfers
 

Post a sticky post on the top of the forum for the next 2 weeks/month that says:

"Looking for The Paris Hilton Hacked Sideckick content?"

And then put a script in there that force-closes the browser on em.

I know it won't work and will prolly lead to more problems, but it's a thought

Sounds like a great idea.

Change the home page to:

http://creationsoftware.com/Welcome.jpg

great idea batman!!! what izzzz ittt laolololol!

i prefer banning everyone who registered this week