Boneprone's Famous Popcorn Bucket Tactic!
 

Going to the movies? Need to add a little fun for that movie going Experience? Like to get a little kinky?

Personally I like to use the popcorn bucket method..

I buy the large tub of popcorn, dump the popcorn in the garbage and keep the bucket.

Following me?

Then I cut a hole in the middle of the bucket bottom so my cock can fit through the hole.

So when I reach in the bucket to jerk off my cock, people around me think Im just grabing popcorn rather than my cock!
So many of us men get horny in movies like Tomb Raider and GI Jane, its just torture not to be able to FULLY enjoy the movie.

For years I would use this method with my dates on our first dates. They would think they were grabbing for some popcorn, only to find my cock in the popcorn bucket.. Oddly it didnt work out as well as I had imagined, most of the women screamed, or slaped me, or made rude coments like your dick is there, what a sick fuck! They would all leave on the spot. I guess it was just shocking, and nmot smart to use on the first date.. I was begining to get a strange reputation around the University Campus. It was cool becuase I was becoming an Urban Legend of sorts.

It wasnt until like the 100th date I found the gal who really liked it.. I was shocked..

Today that woman is my wife, and to this day I still use the popcorn bucket trick!

So for those of you guys looking for the perfect woman, but have poor filtering out systems, and tests to find that perfect women I hand over to you (with my clean hand) this sure bet method.

LoL... You're fucking comedy!

no no no, its true.
But be sure to use this on solo missions first. You must be totally comfortable doing this on your own before you try it on a first date.

To many people trying this on a first date without FIRST practicing solo have been limp in the bucket. I common mistake...

This really freaks out the gal.. Many of them really dont know what it is.

When you do this properly your date will know what it is on impact. Never have her reach in to grab a limp cock.. This trick looses its affect.

So practice practice practice.

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 07-28-2001).]

I will never see a fucken movie with your ass..And i'm sure you asked for extra butter..

that stuff aint butter they put in popcorn.
Its the same stuff you find in astro-glide.

You have to get the butter, you need some kind of friction reducing agent.

Ain't you by any means the guitarist known as buckethead? no, wait, he uses a KFC bucket...

Damn it man, that trick is funny as hell http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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this trick was featured in a 20 year old french movie named "la boum" with Sophie Marceau (the james bond girl).....every french teenager has done it ....lol !

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The fucking French stole my idea?
Damn them to hell.

I can't wait to meet your wife http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Well, we all know bone is bringin' in the big bucks - I can't afford to buy movie-popcorn and waste it! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Hmmm...I thought that popcorn tasted funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

Popcorn and Almond Rocca are two items you shouldnt try if I ofer it to ya.

For those of you cumming to the AWE, I will be doing a workshop on all my tricks Sunday of the day of events.

So bring your own popcorn buckets.. They will not be provided for you.

I haven't laughed so hard in months... Limp in the bucket!!!! hhahahaha

Damn my neighbors must think I'm a lunatic.

I want to try this... So is there any secret to cutting the whole in the bucket?
Also which size popporn tub do you get? I think I need the jumbo tub because of my girth eheh...

Damn maybe I could hypnotize a girl into thinking my cock was made of popcorn so she had to nibble on me for the entire movie... You just keep nibbling in the bucket baby and I'll whisper in your ear what action you're missing on screen ;)

Boneprone you still forgot to mail my level 4 magic formulas... I'm moving soon so please try to mail it!



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are you really moving sooo soon?
Drive up to portland on tuesday and come hang with us in Portland before you decide to move.
The AWE will be fun and free.
Dank siad you can stay with him, and he is right down the street.

I can't go -- one of my girlfriends is visiting LA and I'm going to help her find an apartment... err yeah well I haven't seen her in a long time ;) After that I'm Audi5000 to an undisclosed country ala James Bond.

I need my magic powers!

does it work if the popcorn comes in a bag? the local AMC here doesn't have buckets

hmmm, try it and get back to me on that.. Never tried it.

a bag would make too much noise...

I used this the other night

you kill me dude

no kman, you killed me!

boneprone, have you ever gagged on a pube during a flick? I bet that's the worst! Especially when it's your pube!

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it works

Hmmm.. new ideas for my domain popcornsex.com

:1orglaugh

are you bord ? bumping 5 month old topics. Or did you just test the trick? :1orglaugh

boneprone must have watched Diner again

I'm on my 5th popcorn box and keep making the hole too small..

Boneprone, you are a bizarre little man.
I guess I'm in no position to say it though. :)
2 thumbs up to you.

TGF, you should try it. I think even a looker like yourslef could get this one to work!
Its a sure bet

I will, I need all the help I can get when it comes to umm... getting women.

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lets work together bro, i know lots of tricks to get the bitches.

rofl , I'll thinka about it.

I need more bumpy-friends. :)

:smokin

hahahahahahaha :1orglaugh

you know what? this shit still cracks me up

:Graucho bump


ROTF! Going to the movies tonight now... LMAO!

good luck.
Hope your boyfriend like the trick!!!

Damn I can't believe I remember reading this thread 3 years ago

very nice story :1orglaugh

great thread for sure. :321GFY but im hoping i can meet my wife.

hahahah great tip bone. Gotta try that

yeah, the people in the row behind me love it

heard about that a lot

Great thread :1orglaugh