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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    If I were a black man....I would never....

    ....Eat at KFC.

    Colonel Sanders looks like one slave driving mother fucker to me.

  • gh0st
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2005
    • 928

    #2
    Drunk at all my man?

    edit: actually, he does kind of look like he owned a slave or two

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    • brizzad
      holla
      • Jul 2003
      • 11769

      #3
      lets turn this into the hidden racist things thread

      The drives on your computer are either Master or Slave devices.

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      • gh0st
        So Fucking Banned
        • Feb 2005
        • 928

        #4
        Originally posted by brizzad
        lets turn this into the hidden racist things thread

        The drives on your computer are either Master or Slave devices.
        i noticed that when i was younger

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          I likes chickens

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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            Originally posted by AaronM
            ....Eat at KFC.

            Colonel Sanders looks like one slave driving mother fucker to me.


            Nice one dude.

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            • J-Reel
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 3782

              #7
              Tha't why they all eat at Popeye's.

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              ICQ 177-447-671

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              • jimb
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 2514

                #8
                Originally posted by brizzad

                The drives on your computer are either Master or Slave devices.
                Wait a minute.....why does my Master Hard Drive Look Like this:



                And my Slave Hard Drive Look Like this:




                Coincidence? motherfuckin-racist Dell motherfuckers.....

                Jim

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                • MrJackMeHoff
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4569

                  #9
                  My best redneck impression:
                  Everyone knows that chickens.. And blacks.. Are quite fond of one another..

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                  • Pornwolf
                    Drunk and Unruly
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 22712

                    #10
                    Col. Harland Sanders owned slaves. It's a fact. That's how he larned to cook chicken so well. We should probably credit the 7 herbs and spices Original Recipie to a fat black woman named Mabelline that worked in his kitchen.

                    Thanks Mabel.
                    I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                    Webair, bitches.

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                    • yellowmenace
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1141

                      #11
                      he use to be a grand dragon or something wasn't he?
                      Yellow Menace
                      icq# 322981173

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                      • seeric
                        ..........
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 41917

                        #12
                        hahahahahahahaha

                        you aint lyin huh?

                        what an ironic society we live in.

                        lol

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                        • emthree
                          Dialer Kingpin
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 10816

                          #13
                          Food is Food just like Pussy is Pussy

                          • Sell Patches & Pills •

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                          • Rui
                            web
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 9533

                            #14
                            lol you do have a point (a wierd one tho)

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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470

                              #15
                              have you sceen col sanders' body?
                              I think they chopped it up and served him as chicken when he was late for a commerical one day
                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                              Now read without the word dog.

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                              • Jace
                                FBOP Class Of 2013
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 35562

                                #16

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                                • Love Brokers
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 1699

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by spunky
                                  I likes chickens
                                  Ain't it kinda hard hanging on to that basketball or football after eatin' that greasy shit?
                                  Content Junky
                                  www.contentjunky.com
                                  ICQ: 135173372

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                                  • foxxx
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 573

                                    #18
                                    hahaha yeah he does

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                                    • maxdaname
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 5193

                                      #19
                                      Bastard!

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                                      • Drake
                                        Hello world!
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12508

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by maxdaname
                                        Bastard!

                                        omg that's wrong

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                                        • kowntafit
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4667

                                          #21
                                          I can't eat that shit anyway. I'd rather munch on a block of butter.

                                          This is where my next million is coming from!

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