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chupacabra 02-19-2005 03:57 AM

safe to travel on domestic US flights w/ some coke..?
 
used to be no big deal, heading out of town tomorrow and would like to take a few grams w/ me, is it still fairly safe to carry small, well-wrapped amounts on your person (taped to balls, etc.)... i assume people are doing it and getting away w/ it everyday, but any tips would be good. thx all..!

:pimp

baddog 02-19-2005 03:58 AM

yeah go for it, we don't care

sonofsam 02-19-2005 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
yeah go for it, we don't care

lol :1orglaugh

chupacabra 02-19-2005 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
yeah go for it, we don't care

hehe, thx... all i needed to hear.. http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif

killshot 02-19-2005 04:00 AM

traveling with drugs is dumber than doing them.

coke is everywhere, find someone to hook you up at your destination if you must have some.

3AM eternal 02-19-2005 04:00 AM

the drug addict on 'LOST' had his stash with him. personally, i can't believe someones addiction is so bad they would risk prison for a couple toots.

chupacabra 02-19-2005 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 3AM eternal
the drug addict on 'LOST' had his stash with him. personally, i can't believe someones addiction is so bad they would risk prison for a couple toots.

'LOST'? i'm not familiar... figured it gets through daily though, just wondering whether it was worth trying to bring or forget about it..

Jace 02-19-2005 04:01 AM

after 9/11 i accidentally hopped on a plane with an 8ball on me....i guess it all depends on when and where

i have hit airports with drug dogs, and I have hit airports where i thought the security was high.....

when and where is what is all boils down to

KingK7 02-19-2005 04:02 AM

Domestic is fine, as long as you stuff it in the ass.

swedguy 02-19-2005 04:46 AM

Taped to your balls? Hope you're not going very far cause that doesn't sound very comfortable.

bangman 02-19-2005 04:50 AM

I've never done it, but I assure you it is not the brightest idea.

webcrawler 02-19-2005 04:55 AM

Surely yYou'll get caught. Think hard about it! :pimp

GucciGirl 02-19-2005 05:16 AM

Forget about it...

prasa 02-19-2005 05:22 AM

balls taping
 
There were times when my father had to tape money notes to his balls in order to get abroad. Those times passed away fortunately. Who knows what will be needed to tap to your balls in future?

beemk 02-19-2005 05:24 AM

are you that addicted that you are going to tape it to your balls and risk going to jail for it?

robfantasy 02-19-2005 05:33 AM

whats up with all these coke questions dood. there are bulls watching this board, you will probably be intercepted at the airport trying to smuggle that shit

Jon2 02-19-2005 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
whats up with all these coke questions dood. there are bulls watching this board, you will probably be intercepted at the airport trying to smuggle that shit

Airport Police uncovers drug smuggling operation after getting information from reading a post on a popular adult webmaster board. Police say the 31 year old posted on the board about smuggling drugs by taping it to their balls. When he went thru security, police immediately recoginized him, At that point they did a full strip search and found several grams of coke duct taped to his balls. More news on this story as it unraviels

lmao

Jon

robfantasy 02-19-2005 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon
Airport Police uncovers drug smuggling operation after getting information from reading a post on a popular adult webmaster board. Police say the 31 year old posted on the board about smuggling drugs by taping it to their balls. When he went thru security, police immediately recoginized him, At that point they did a full strip search and found several grams of coke duct taped to his balls. More news on this story as it unraviels

lmao

Jon


of course he is not telling us the whole story. first he wants to mail it, now he wants to transport it. im sure he is going thru all this fucking trouble for an eightball.

he is probably trying to move larger weight and secretly asking for advice for the best way to do it.

read between the lines

Jon2 02-19-2005 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
of course he is not telling us the whole story. first he wants to mail it, now he wants to transport it. im sure he is going thru all this fucking trouble for an eightball.

he is probably trying to move larger weight and secretly asking for advice for the best way to do it.

read between the lines

hehe just fucking around rob :)

Anyone posting on a adult webmaster board about doing coke, mailing coke, carrying coke...

Is a fucken dumbass...

Btw how have you been lately rob?

Jon

robfantasy 02-19-2005 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon
hehe just fucking around rob :)

Anyone posting on a adult webmaster board about doing coke, mailing coke, carrying coke...

Is a fucken dumbass...

Btw how have you been lately rob?

Jon

:thumbsup im doing great, how bout urself :pimp :pimp

Jon2 02-19-2005 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
:thumbsup im doing great, how bout urself :pimp :pimp

Fabulous

Thanks!

Jon

fl_prn_str 02-19-2005 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra
'LOST'? i'm not familiar... figured it gets through daily though, just wondering whether it was worth trying to bring or forget about it..

Ok, Back away from the 'puter.....is a network TV show (ABC).

Rui 02-19-2005 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
yeah go for it, we don't care

what he said!

Anyway whats the worse it can happen besides:

- Getting into a nice room with Bubba for a few years of manlove
- Get your record fucked
- Paying some fees
- etc...

its all good man

bjjb 02-19-2005 06:49 AM

I remember the good old days... 1992 I flew from Denver to Louisville and changed planes in Cincy with a 1/4 pound in a jacket pocket. They never patted me down or anything. Just had to go thru the metal detectors

robfantasy 02-19-2005 06:53 AM

with all the added airport security after 9/11 i wouldnt bring a nickel bag of weed onto an airplane.

i would however ride greyhound with a bag of of 10,000 ills.

suesheboy 02-19-2005 08:47 AM

Not a bright idea.

Send a fedex to the hotel.

Der Schleicher 02-19-2005 10:26 AM

think of the consequence first. if you can bear the worst case scenario then go for it.

Dawgy 02-19-2005 10:31 AM

while ive never tried to carry drugs on a flight, ive also never seen any type of drug dog or anything that would have caught me if i had.... just the standard xray for bags & metal detector walk thru for people.... am i missing something?

directfiesta 02-19-2005 10:31 AM

http://store1.yimg.com/I/pepsicolastore_1827_85788

Much safer than Coke ....

rollinOn20s 02-19-2005 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy
Taped to your balls? Hope you're not going very far cause that doesn't sound very comfortable.

Not only that, but dont want to get that shit too warm, or it will be no good when you get there!

dunefield 02-19-2005 10:37 AM

why don't you just buy a few grams when you reach your destination?

Basic_man 02-19-2005 10:44 AM

There is so much fuckin' coke addict on this board ! this is insane !

Rui 02-19-2005 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man
There is so much fuckin' coke addict on this board ! this is insane !

its kinda sad also...I bet that are also lots of meth-heads in here :disgust

MickeyG 02-19-2005 10:47 AM

with the xray machines in airports these days I wouldnt chance it. And definately do not put anything in your luggage.

Maybe mail it to your destination instead?

The Bootyologist 02-19-2005 11:03 AM

dont do it

TonyL 02-19-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dawgy
while ive never tried to carry drugs on a flight, ive also never seen any type of drug dog or anything that would have caught me if i had.... just the standard xray for bags & metal detector walk thru for people.... am i missing something?

In some prisons/airports now they have machines that can sniff out drugs.

"Now being tested in Orlando, whole-body sniffers are already being used to screen prison visitors. Because with a flip of a switch, they can detect more than 60 kinds of drugs in extremely small concentrations."

-Tony

chupacabra 02-19-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
of course he is not telling us the whole story. first he wants to mail it, now he wants to transport it. im sure he is going thru all this fucking trouble for an eightball.

he is probably trying to move larger weight and secretly asking for advice for the best way to do it.

read between the lines

ok, now for my next question... say i want to get 4 tabs of ecstacy into Mexico on my next trip to Cancun... would packing 2 tabs into each ear probably be a safe bet? i mean, they probably wouldn't bother looking there right..?

UniversalPassLorence 02-19-2005 01:27 PM

It's not worth the risk. If you get caught (eventhough chances are low), it's a felony :Oh crap

MrJackMeHoff 02-19-2005 01:30 PM

If you got to jail Im selling off your box and site.

brand0n 02-19-2005 01:32 PM

its the SMALL amounts that the dogs smell. you are so much better off taking a large amount (im as many bags as possible) with you.

Tony Montana 02-19-2005 01:39 PM

why not just rock it into crack and stick it in your ass, junky

borked 02-19-2005 02:21 PM

undo the laptop, slide them under the HD then put it all back together.
that or take a classic SLR, undo a roll of 35mm, slide em in there and then load the film and advance 13 frames ;)

Sosa 02-19-2005 02:37 PM

that is about stupid...

Xplicit 02-19-2005 03:29 PM

Yes people get away with it every day.

People also get CAUGHT every day.

You wanna roll the dice and see which one you are?

How much are you gonna panic if they randomly select you for a more detailed search? Its happened to me, and im a clean cut whiteboy.

What if the drug dogs are randomly schedueled to be at your security gate that day?

What it all comes down too: Either your way too much of a cokefiend to even be thinking about this. OR, your too much of a pussy to ask around at whatever your destination is.

robfantasy 02-19-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
ok, now for my next question... say i want to get 4 tabs of ecstacy into Mexico on my next trip to Cancun... would packing 2 tabs into each ear probably be a safe bet? i mean, they probably wouldn't bother looking there right..?

stick them up your culo

DaddyHalbucks 02-19-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
used to be no big deal, heading out of town tomorrow and would like to take a few grams w/ me, is it still fairly safe to carry small, well-wrapped amounts on your person (taped to balls, etc.)... i assume people are doing it and getting away w/ it everyday, but any tips would be good. thx all..!

:pimp


I can see the drug dog now, sniffing your crotch in the airport.

mhende6600 02-19-2005 04:50 PM

Just don't wear anything metal and you will breeze through. Been there........

foolio 02-19-2005 06:42 PM

go for it dude! Tape it to your balls, and have the tape go all the way up to your ass hole!

Persius 02-19-2005 06:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio
go for it dude! Tape it to your balls, and have the tape go all the way up to your ass hole!


DirkG 02-19-2005 07:15 PM

Sure its safe to do. It even has the benifits of getting you a fully paid for place to stay that come with food and plenty of 'friends'.


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