Post some great quotes
 

that make you think, wonder, inspire, whatever

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Einstein

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - don't remember

"I am faster than the light itself. When i go to bed, i turn off the light an im in the bed before the lights turns off" - Muhamad Ali

now thats speed!

If you want something done, do it yourself ;)

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - 1978)

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

Albert Einstein

"Instruction in world history in the so-called high schools is even today in a very sorry condition. Few teachers understand that the study of history can never be to learn historical dates and events by heart and recite them by rote; that what matters is not whether the child knows exactly when this battle or that was fought, when a general was born, or even when a monarch (usually a very insignificant one) came into the crown of his forefathers. No, by the living God, this is very unimportant. To 'learn' history means to seek and find the forces which are the causes leading to those effects which we subsequently perceive as historical events."- Adolf Hitler

You are only as great as you allow yourself to be.

"Use no way as a way, No limitation as a limitation."...Bruce Lee

two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, rack of titties on a sesame seed butt.

"just do it " - nike lol...

I have a collection of these that I've been working on for two years! lol


When you see a man of worth, think of how you may emulate him.
When you see one who is unworthy, examine yourself. - Confucius

(how many times have you wished someone you know .. got THIS one? lol)
Silence is a virtue in those who are deficient in understanding. - Bouhours


The most agreeable of all companions is a simple, frank man,
without any high pretensions to an oppressive greatness --- one
who loves life, and understands the use of it; obliging alike
at all hours; above all, of a golden temper, and steadfast as
an anchor. For such a one we gladly exchange the greatest
genius, the most brilliant wit, the profoundest thinker. - Lessing

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Emerson

Life is a beach, learn to ride the waves! - vicki

Til they brain's on the floor, mixed on the pavement
High-class elegance, you respect or you hiss
You go against you'd rather piss on an electrical fence
It's strategic, how these niggaz want you to think
You'd be surprised, who'd be the one to put you to sleep
Why you stink? Yo these streets don't allow you to blink
You get showered by lead, comin out with your mink
Bow ties and tuxedos, bust Eagles
Dump drugs and acid, then they rush with the Rico
It's hard fuckin with niggaz you hope you can trust
You a fool if your main bitch is easy to fuck
And you've got money - is these hoes greedy or what?
Shit is devious, ex-friends wantin you stuck

awesome quote :thumbsup

"marrage is like a coffin and every child is another nail"
Homer Simpson

what about mine? :)

"Evil (ignorance) is like a shadow. It has no real substance of its own, it is simply a lack of light. You cannot cause a shadow to disappear by trying to fight it, stamp on it, by railing against it, or any other form of emotional or physical resistance. In order to cause a shadow to disappear, you must shine light on it."
- Shakti Gawain

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
- Buddha

You are your only limitation.

"Idiots"
Sleazydream 2001-2005

Hey, don't be upset. Napolean thought it was a good idea, too.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

.......... Carl Spackler

"Fuck You. Pay Me."

"You are what you eat."

On so many levels. :)

i will build so many planes that the sky will become dark and the birds have to walk by foot - adolf H.

Your family is a pack of idiots that you have to love.

"All in all, not bad. Not bad at all." Ronald Reagan

"Competition is a painful thing but it produces great results." Jerry Flint

"Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for it is a thing to be acheived." William Jennings Bryan

"We should manage our fortunes as we do our health - enjoy it when good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity." Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I would give that one a 80/100

When engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern...

...This is the first and cardinal rule of combat...

...Suppress all human emotion and compassion...

...Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself...

This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. Once it is mastered... Thou shall fear no one... Though the devil himself may bar thy way...

"Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone."
- Ayn Rand

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. -- Bill Hicks

great stuff

"I dont get full, I just get tired of chewing."

" Only the Dead have seen the End of War! " I think from Plato.

"You'll get your money by the 1st of the month!" -- ibill

"If you want you can purchase stock in the amount that we owe you over the last year" - ibill



To sum up the above quotes:

"You can't handle the truth" JACK N

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"

"If i am not back in 5 minutes...
Just wait longer.."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." :1orglaugh

mmmmmm I have to think
:helpme :helpme :helpme

Here's a few i live by

"If you dont play to win dont play at all"
"Second place really means first loser"

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before"~Mae West

"Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens." ~Carl Jung

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" ~John Lennon

When meeting a 6'7" male model, Mae West purportedly said "Forget about the 6 feet, lets talk more about the 7 inches"

But "Follow your bliss" is probably more in the theme of the thread. hehe

"I like fast cars, fast women and fast food"