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Where does snot come from?
I've had a cold for about 3 weeks now and everytime I blow my hooter a gallon(slight exageration http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif)of snot comes out and I think my head is going to cave in if I blow it again. But no the next time I blow my hooter another gallon of snot appears as if by magic.
Where does it all come from? Fossa ------------------ http://www.maturemommas.net/bier.gif Submit your mature gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP |
your nose. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
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Fossa ------------------ http://www.maturemommas.net/bier.gif Submit your mature gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP |
Did you know that you can blow that shit out through your eyes too...? It's all connected man.
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LOLLOL..hehehe Your right though, I've saw on Ripley's once this guy drink milk with a straw into his nose and then shoot it out of his eyes...Man some wild stuff... [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 12-01-2001).] |
It's like... a snot network.
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you might be pushin' a whole bunch of cars out of the front lot... but there's always a new shipment comin' in through the back to replenish the supply. |
Snot is just dust that is cought by nose hairs and mucis mixed http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
Its the TRUTH.. [This message has been edited by mailman (edited 12-01-2001).] |
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Realy?
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it has to be...
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Fossa, the nasal cavity you speak of are your sinus cavities, located in behind your nose and leading up into your forehead. These cavities can get pretty clogged up with mucous when suffering from a cold, and I find that drinking a hot lemon drink like Neo-Citron helps. Plus it knocks the shit outta me and helps me sleep.
Btw, snot is not dust, it is the material generated by glands in your sinus cavities to collect and carry away germs and other crap that you have breathed in. Just keep honkin your horn until you feel better bro, that's about all you can do, other than drinking lots of juices and eating right. Oh, and try not to infect everyone around you, wash your hands like a fiend 10 times a day. CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD! Those germs (called the rhinovirus, no offense to the Rhino boys) can live on a surface for up to 3 days. Thank God there's no known way to email a cold to someone. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
CDSmith is such a smartass http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
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snot tastes good !
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Snot is manufactured by Osaka Snot Concern. With your location, I would guess that your snot is being manufactured at the Glasgow Snot Works, Glasgow, Snotland. That is indeed funny shit, isin't it?
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"two old guys are sitting up at the bar having a quiet beer.
Old guy 1 looks at something he's holding between his thumb and forefinger and says "looks like plastic, feels like rubber" Old guy 2 says "huh? you say sompin?" Old guy 1 replies "yeah, looks like plastic, feels like rubber" Old guy 2 says "What'r ya talkin about?" whereupon he reaches over and grabs the rather tiny object from old guy 1. He rolls it around Between his own thumb and forefinger, then jubilantly proclaims "hey, it really does look like plastic and it feels like rubber! What the hell is it?" Old guy 1, finishing his beer and getting up to leave says "I dunno, but it came outta my nose" Muhahahaaa |
That joke sucked.
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Done.
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Don't think it's funny cuz it'snot http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif |
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I thought my nose was bleeding but it's not http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif Fossa ------------------ http://www.maturemommas.net/bier.gif Submit your mature gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP |
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