Warning
 

A New Year warning!!!!!!!!



Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious

when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called

"BEER" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is

available everywhere.



"Beer" is used by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go

home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these

"BEERS" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach

that renders most men helpless. After several "BEERS," men will have sex

with even unattractive women.



Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible

headache and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really

unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam

called "a relationship"



In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term

servitude through a punishment called

"Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once

"BEER" is administered.



Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you

know have fallen victim to this insidious "BEER" and the predatory women who

administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city

where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and

frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.



For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under: "Golf

Courses"

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

thats some scary shit man thanks for warning me of that!

Old but good :)

Good one :1orglaugh

Good thing they dont let me in to fucking bars, because of some "rule" saying you cant drink until your 21!! TOTAL BULLSHIT!! :mad:

ha ha good one :) :thumsup

Classic but still funny :)