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Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:18 AM

PunkerBarbie, What does a Girl have to do...
 
...to get into your pants? I've tried flirting, dirty dancing, kissing and rubbing... I even invited you into one of my cam shows, and played with myself in front of you! I thought I was being forward enough, especially when I gave you a glass g-spot dildo last week. After all of that, I still cannot seem to get you naked in my bed. What does a girl have to do??? :Graucho

Harmon 02-16-2005 11:21 AM

Just a thought, but maybe the door doesn't "swing both ways?" :glugglug

Spunky 02-16-2005 11:23 AM

Maybe a nice dinner and movie :winkwink:

slapass 02-16-2005 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
...to get into your pants? I've tried flirting, dirty dancing, kissing and rubbing... I even invited you into one of my cam shows, and played with myself in front of you! I thought I was being forward enough, especially when I gave you a glass g-spot dildo last week. After all of that, I still cannot seem to get you naked in my bed. What does a girl have to do??? :Graucho


You do realize i love you! Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks. Come on baby!

I wish i was kidding.

:winkwink:

GiantGnome 02-16-2005 11:23 AM

THATS IT! Its time to kidnap PB and take her to Vanillas house! Whos with me?

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Just a thought, but maybe the door doesn't "swing both ways?" :glugglug

Ha ha - I've seen plenty of evidence to prove the opposite... :winkwink:

GiantGnome 02-16-2005 11:25 AM

Oh and Vanilla? Im much more easy to get. :winkwink:

SetTheWorldonFire 02-16-2005 11:26 AM

Touch me, Tease me, Kiss me, Please me, I'll give to you just how you like it girrrrrrl!

:pimp

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass
You do realize i love you! Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks. Come on baby!

I wish i was kidding.

:winkwink:

Hehe... want to go shopping?? :winkwink:

hova 02-16-2005 11:27 AM

This thread makes me horny

TurboAngel 02-16-2005 11:28 AM

This thread might do the trick.


:winkwink:

WiredGuy 02-16-2005 11:29 AM

I'm eagerly taking notes on this thread.
WG

Eric 02-16-2005 11:30 AM

Maybe she is on Gay For Pay!

Stewie 02-16-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I'm eagerly taking notes on this thread.
WG

so am i... "shorthand" :jerkoff

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
This thread might do the trick.


:winkwink:

It's all part of my evil plan!! :Graucho

Stewie 02-16-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Maybe she is on Gay For Pay!

Like you? :love2suck

Doctor Dre 02-16-2005 11:32 AM

I wanna be there when that happens

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
I wanna be there when that happens

So Do I! haha

Stewie 02-16-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
I wanna be there when that happens


Seats are over here, sir... get your programs, you can't tell the players apart without a program.

punker barbie 02-16-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
...to get into your pants? I've tried flirting, dirty dancing, kissing and rubbing... I even invited you into one of my cam shows, and played with myself in front of you! I thought I was being forward enough, especially when I gave you a glass g-spot dildo last week. After all of that, I still cannot seem to get you naked in my bed. What does a girl have to do??? :Graucho



:helpme

Uh oh i have a feeling im going to be tackled by you in Cancun LOL
I think the message is VERY clear you wanna get in my panties. Im not shir what its going to take but im a cuddler what can i say.... Maybe you wanna spoon sometime ....

Doctor Dre 02-16-2005 11:33 AM

MmmMmM vanilla + punker ... yummy :p

SleazyDream 02-16-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Maybe she is on Gay For Pay!


i'd pay to see those two together

punker barbie 02-16-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
Seats are over here, sir... get your programs, you can't tell the players apart without a program.


Maybe raffle tickets are in order?

SleazyDream 02-16-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
Like you? :love2suck

watch out stewie - Jman told me eric only kisses straight guys

Just_Dave 02-16-2005 11:37 AM

interesting thread

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
:helpme

Uh oh i have a feeling im going to be tackled by you in Cancun LOL
I think the message is VERY clear you wanna get in my panties. Im not shir what its going to take but im a cuddler what can i say.... Maybe you wanna spoon sometime ....

I like spooning too... we can start and end with spooning, and maybe meet somewhere in the middle? :winkwink:

boner 2.0 02-16-2005 11:38 AM

There is spoon. And I want to see it - GFY Morpheus https://gfy.com/images/smilies/NEW/338.gif

Stewie 02-16-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
watch out stewie - Jman told me eric only kisses straight guys


Now it makes sense why Eric sent me that new banana hammock to wear in Cancun....

nojob 02-16-2005 11:40 AM

i want to watch

Furious_Male 02-16-2005 11:43 AM

Bookmarked

Tom_PM 02-16-2005 11:44 AM

Vanilla getting Punk'd :warning

Be There. :winkwink:

TurboAngel 02-16-2005 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
It's all part of my evil plan!! :Graucho

It looks as thoe it worked. :winkwink: :winkwink:

Rui 02-16-2005 11:46 AM

Interesting, let us know if you change your mind and tape it ;)

The Bootyologist 02-16-2005 11:46 AM

PB you've got vanilla eating out of your hand.

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bootyologist
PB you've got vanilla eating out of your hand.

Actually, it's not the *hand* that I was planning on eating!!! :Graucho

RawAlex 02-16-2005 11:55 AM

If you do find a way into her panties, leave a trail of bread crumbs so the rest of us can figure it out too! :-)

Sorry PB, just had to say that :)

Alex

punker barbie 02-16-2005 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
I like spooning too... we can start and end with spooning, and maybe meet somewhere in the middle? :winkwink:


Middle is good........ VERY good!

XOXO

ronaldo 02-16-2005 12:00 PM

This might be the first time I got wood from text alone.

Vanilla DeVille 02-16-2005 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
Middle is good........ VERY good!

XOXO

So, how does your spooning schedule look for the rest of the week? :winkwink:

RogerV 02-16-2005 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
:helpme

Uh oh i have a feeling im going to be tackled by you in Cancun LOL
I think the message is VERY clear you wanna get in my panties. Im not shir what its going to take but im a cuddler what can i say.... Maybe you wanna spoon sometime ....

yea right wahtever happens in cancun stays in cancun :winkwink:

Xtriker 02-16-2005 12:25 PM

and when can we expect the pics?

Pete-KT 02-16-2005 12:28 PM

Can we get a camera guy in there to record we can make a video of it and sell it online

Slinx 02-16-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
...to get into your pants? I've tried flirting, dirty dancing, kissing and rubbing... I even invited you into one of my cam shows, and played with myself in front of you! I thought I was being forward enough, especially when I gave you a glass g-spot dildo last week. After all of that, I still cannot seem to get you naked in my bed. What does a girl have to do??? :Graucho

Search "Vanilla DeVille" replace with "Slinx"

Sorry for thread hijacking :pimp

Eric 02-16-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
Now it makes sense why Eric sent me that new banana hammock to wear in Cancun....


I can't believe I am catching shit for asking you what you wanted for Xmas and then I buy it for you. Last time I do that one I tell ya!

Sheri Santiago 02-16-2005 12:38 PM

If this goes down, can I watch? I'll be quiet, I promise ;)

Herb Kornfield 02-16-2005 12:44 PM

Shit I'll disguise myself as punkerbarbie to get in on this action ;)

~Ray 02-16-2005 12:48 PM

note to self... dump that cheat punker barbie.

maybe kimmykim is still avaiable. I'll give her a call.

Wait! Am I still typing? Shiiiiiiiiittttttt......

Ross 02-16-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
so am i... "shorthand" :jerkoff

I'd say you are a VERY lucky man!

gangbangjoe 02-16-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
It's all part of my evil plan!! :Graucho


you cant be evil
you are way to cute

UniversalPass Pete 02-16-2005 01:05 PM

Whatever you gals decide to do, can I watch? :winkwink:


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