Breaking News In Middle East
 

This is breaking news:

It appears that Air Force One was shot down somewhere over the Middle East this morning By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists, firing a Stinger Missile. The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for. The Presidents whereabouts are presently unknown and he is presumed missing. The Vice President, Secretary of State, and principles of the military are assembling and the nation stands at DEFCON 3

holy shit....this better not be some joke.

the president of iraq maybe.

yeeaaahhhh.....OK

no link to credible source = bullshit .

Ok, who passed you the pipe?


CNN link please...

don't see it on the news.... :smiling_b

Doubt it. And I'm pretty sure something would have hit the news by now.

Fucking dick head!

Are they sending in Snake Plisskin?

link please..where did you hear this?

man, when jack bauer hears this, he's gonna be super pissed!!!!

B.SSSssssssssssssssssssssssss :pimp

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Undoubtedly the man for the job. All he needs for motivation is a subdermal death capsule.

SpaceAce

Dude, 24 isn't real!

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the president isnt even on air force one and its not in the middle east . Better at least make more reasonable fake news up

If life is anything like 24, we won't know the president is dead until the next elections. :1orglaugh They just hide everything from the public there.

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You people don't know music do ya?

megadeth - blackmail the universe.

off their new album.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?

Blackmail The Universe
(Mustaine)

"This is breaking news:

It appears that Air Force One was shot down somewhere over the Middle East this morning By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists, firing a Stinger Missile. The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for. The Presidents whereabouts are presently unknown and he is presumed missing. The Vice President, Secretary of State, and principles of the military are assembling and the nation stands at DEFCON 3"

The greatest crisis, will someone come for me?
I "red, white and blew it"
Unleashed revenge, my body is detained
How could anybody do this?

Betrayal, I peel away the days
Medals are useless, Uncle Sam's forgotten me
I'm not important, no one will ever come
I'll never be found, God get me out of this hell

Nuclear battlefields energized
Cold wars are heating up again
The tensions mounting
People lift up your fists in revenge

The stage is set
Who will be the first to blink?
We can't go to war
Remember that "Vietnam thing"

Peace at any price
With a gun to your head, bang, bang
Weakness runs in your family
What runs in mine is death

This is your 5 minute warning
Burn all of your classified documents
And if cooler heads don't prevail
First strike from a political dead man

Appeasement only makes the aggressor more aggressive
He understands only one language - action
And he respects only one word - force
No sign of them stopping, no time for back channel communiques
We need all the help we can get, air strikes and invasions, retaliate, I say!

The will of good men can not counter the terrible strain of war

Blackmail the universe with the greatest of calamities
Awaken those sleeping giants in the dust of the ground
With their skin destroyed, unjust to innocence
Lawful possessor of the world's last 24 hours

Terror and ugliness reveal what death really means
And in hatred you see men as they really are
If chosen over heaven, Earth will have been for them
All along, only another region of hell

Music? Is that what they're calling it these days?

SpaceAce

Snake Plisskin saved the Pres once before so he can do it again !

<---- On my knees praying that it is true.

Errr, the president of what country?

Sorry that would be great news...

I do not like them guys anyways.

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dream theatre

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sheep . . .

Drugs are bad and postsl like this are the prove :(

It's not the post that's bad, it's the music. When will Dave Mustain shut up and die?

When other bands start WRITING music and composing masterpieces. All we have now is fucking Staind, Creed and Nickelback for hard edged music. That's pretty sad. Don't get me started on cookie monster metal that's around now either. It's pretty sad.

The only thing good that is a fairly new band is SOAD. Too bad their last album was kinda dry though.

My all time fav is Dream Theater but i won't even get into itas they are untouchables, a given. a gift from god. besides, nobody ever heard of them anyways :)

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I wish I would have seen this sooner....I knew right away, love that album

Megadeth rules.

LOL as if the president would be flying Air Force One over middle east lol

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Wave hello to the feds

i doubt the feds much care about a song lyric.

i can smell some bullshit

PS: You need a sig, cant surprise us with that and not represent anyone ....how about ours ! :winkwink:

nice one...got me...

Willing to strike a deal on my sig spot? I'm all ears :)