What to do when your ex hooks up with your roomate???
 

LoL....IRONY....

Im Relatively good friends with this woman, or whatever you call our situation...we are friendly EX Lovers...I hang out with her friends, and tonight, she hung out with mine...

My Roomate...

Hes in the other room tapping that ass as i type this...

I dont know how to treat this...im happy for him, because hes FINALLY getting laid and I will hold no remorse towards him for tonights events...but with her...im not sure if Im hurt, dissapointed, ANGRY, or what... I just dont know what to do

cut the gas main and take a trip

that would be weird..

Drink beer and prepare a sledgehammer. Room mates do not dice room mates' ex as a gesture of being a mate.

EDIT: Yes.

Date her mom

Knock on the door and tell them you need to talk NOW!

LOL

J/K

What an awkward situation ... it's obvious you still want to tap that ass yourself

:winkwink:

If he didn't talk to you about it before making a pass at her, he's dogging you. Its a man to man situation that should have been addressed upfront and openly. Any time its a sister or an ex, the guy should always ask your opinion before doing anything about it.

either go join em or do her sister...or hell do both :thumbsup

try to suck it up and not care.

maybe you can join in

buy a big bag of crack
put 1/2 the crack in his room and call the cops
give the other 1/2 of the crack to bubba to have him and his friends run a train on him in prison

haha ya, just go join in and hit it again.

You could always ask him if he likes the taste of your cock. :thumbsup

Go in with an automatic and cap their ass yo

steal her purse and get her cc info

Get some crack heads to gang bang them

Burn the house and leave? :1orglaugh

You got a camera running in there? :winkwink:

I wouldn't be pissed off
Like I would really care who my ex was fucking
And if it was my roomy well then he is welcome to her and deserves whatever he gets.

good idea :thumbsup

3-some!!

Wow. i expected a sense of humor, but I'm surprised at how many of you just don't care. I'd be PISSED OFF if my roommate started getting familiar with my ex and didn't at least broach the subject with me before hand.

Suck on her big toe :helpme I'm running out of ideas

well truthfully when i was put into a similar position (when i was much younger mind you) i made the wrong choice and beat the shit out of the guy.

poor guy he didnt know what he was getting into, he was just pawn

i agree....but the bastard could have asked you to join...

Double homicide and suicide.

:1orglaugh

Fuck her ass and donkey punch and then a dirty sanchez?

walk in there and bang her with him dumbass!

Ask O.J Simposn for advice! :winkwink:

first thing u need to do is get the hell outta there tonight

I really dont know how to handle the situation....fucking bitch is acting like nothing happened...like i said im not mad at my roomie...its not an issue with him...as far as he and i are concerned, its just another girl...like it is with his ex's eventho i dont go around fucking them....they just arent fuckable by my standards...

Maybe you got a different relationship with your boys, but if its me and one of my friends shit will hit the fan. Your ex is your ex for a reason. Who gives a shit who she's fucking? And it doesn't matter who your boy is fucking until its your ex. In my mind, its all between you and your roommate. You need to say some shit to him.

and listen the Mistress69 too - get the out of there and collect your thoughts somewhere else before bringing it up.

I had an ex do that once.... girl I'd been hooking up with for like 6 years! She wound up marrying (and now divorcing) my old roommate.

Know what I did? Started dating her best friend/roommate. We went out for 3 years.

Lemme tell ya, there were some tense holiday gatherings :1orglaugh

Poison him. :1orglaugh

What Kind of man does it make me if i stay and finish the night here...with my roomie and my ex....as if nothing happened...do i become a bitch, would i be a bitch for leaving? fuck this...too many beers too much drama...im not a fan of drama...

yo

walk in that room and fuck the whore with him.

That seems a bit fucked up..What does your roomate have to say about this, if he is desperate cut him some slack tho ;)

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

that sucks

punch him

fuck her

:1orglaugh

yea, then come home, tell him you were at the clinic and found out you caught something from her :thumbsup

sounds like you knew this was over with the girl - just uncomfortable to have the chick banging someone you know in your domicile ... understandable ... tell the dude if hes going to doink her to do it elsewhere, and enjoy himself, but dont tell you about it after hes done. :2 cents:

- or - get a really hot girl friend to come over, go straight in your room, and have her screaming and make sounds like her heads banging against the wall, like she's getting banged into oblivion ... whether its real or not, will make the other two wonder ...

hahaha there are so many funny ass replys in this thread....

this is what i say you should do..

kick the door in and bounce your roommates head off the wall... his punk ass should have asked you before doing that shit...

and then kick the bitch out....

i'm suprised you're handling this so well.... being drunk

ask him next time
soo.. how was the sloppy seconds???
let him have the leftovers.. you're done with tapping it

though never know.. could always tap that ass again one day
he passes out.. she still horny.. and comes into your room :winkwink

Threesome :thumbsup

Film it & send it to me.

She's your ex...
who cares who she does...

let your roommate have his fun... you shouldn't care about her anymore...

As snoop dog once said: Aint no fun if the homey's cant git them some"

.... words to live by player.

She is your ex, why do you care