What are your METHODS for picking up CHICKS????Also WHERE...
 

What are your methods and also where is best place to pick em up?

Clubs? Bars? Library? Supermarket? Internet? Through Friends?

the morgue, i like em lifeless

Business Card....... :thumbsup hand 'em out and where ever you are the party rolls on.....

me: GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD
girl: uhhhh mike.... get the fuck out of my room before i tell dad
me: ....sorry......

I'm gonna start going to Cocaine Anonymous meetings. There's gotta be hella weak minded women in there ready to bone!

hanging out in front of GAP

i live in myrtle beach sc

sluts are sluts everywhere and good girls are sluts on vacation. once i was single we just hung out on the beach, or by the pools all day. easy pickings even for us ugly fucks.

sick fuckkkkkkkk :1orglaugh

bars and poetry readings for me

I'm the singer/guitarist in a local band that is starting to take off pretty well...Picking up chicks kinda takes care of itself...

...without music I'd still be a virgin at 50

dude...ill give you a scenario i create to swing nerdy chicks

im from canada..so when at a party if i see a hot nerdy type girl i want to move on..i will strike up a convo with her and her friends...i steer it to americans VS canadians

after a good round of bashing..lol jk

i steer the convo to things like they dont know jack about us...and give examples, then i say this " Man they nothing about us or themselves..i bet we could name more of their states then they could" Pretty soon the group of people, girl included will try to name all the american states"..i give them a second to stumble through then i say, "how about alphabetically?" i have them memorized alphabetically so w rhyme them off

This scenario has worked for me 100% of the time i have managed to steer the convo to where i need it.

:)

this can work on us as well..memorize the provinces or the capital cities or whatever

happy hunting

Church....seriously those christian girls give great head :thumbsup

I find that the best women to pick up, are the ones that are walking out of divorce court, with a kid. They dont want to get married, and you know for sure that they put out.

i pick up my girls on the internet

Bars and hand them your business cards. :)

AA Meetings.
By the time the meeting is over they need a drink and a ride. :winkwink:



j/k

Cityvibe.com

:1orglaugh

you can meet anywhere, if a girl catches my eye i go up to them and say "here, call me sometime" and walk off. 6/10 will call back

and they're vulanerable, too :winkwink:

I use a club. A few good whacks to the head and off to the cave they go.
I guess a thick bar would do the trick also.
Hiding in the back of libraries is my favored place.

I have a sailboat....nuf said. :Gruacho

College.
Mall.
Techno clubs (those chicks are the beat;)
NEVER through Internet.

Is that so they can't run? *ducks*

But seriously, is it my day yet? :P

I put a cucumber in my pants and go to the bingo hall

most of the hot chicks I find to shoot are found coming out of abortion clinics

Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary

Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .

They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Warren Cuccurullo . . .
Catholic Boys!
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Catholic Boys!
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

Catholic Girls!
Carmenita Scarfone!
Catholic Girls!
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls!
Toni Carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My chicks come from the elementary schools...

Not the kids!!! The moms. :thumbsup

you know they put out..and they dont need to find a babysitteri..lol

I absolutely 100% agree with this. I dated a girl who every sunday had to be in church, didnt smoke, drink, or even swear and she was by far the wildest woman in bed I've ever had, even tho she was breaking that thou shalt not fuck before marriage commandment. I think I'll call her.

HIGH SCHOOLS work for me

guys my scnenario works..just find something you know how people react to..and set yourself up to look super smart..they will be grabbing your crotch in a few hours

i do puppetry of the penis, gets them every time.

for me it depends on the setting totally... suppose im shopping and the sales girl is cute...first off, i have a good excuse to talk to her, so i will start cracking jokes. second, shes not EXPECTING to get hit on, so its very laid back, no one feels nervous or defensive. if the coversation goes well, ill ask to take her out. works very well.
BUT in a club, FORGET it, i suck. i feel like the odds are stacked against me. Girls are far more defensive, if shes shot every guy is trying to pick her up, etc etc i find girls are much less approachable in clubs. plus its loud, hard to talk, etc ... i dunno maybe its just my, but my game totally disappears in clubs.