Roommates annoying girlfriend...
 

wow, thank you for making me want to carve out my eardrums with a rusty knife because of your annoying ass voice :thumbsup

is she ugly too?

kick her out

i have respect... i don't bring my girlfriend over 24/7 because i know my roommate/bestfriend would feel akward if she was over all the time... but i've mentioned it to him and i think he forgets after a couple weeks... and shes just annoying... i don't think she takes a hint that she doesnt live here

Play an annoying song really loud every time she's over on loop, that'll give
her the message :thumbsup

Better yet, play the song on loop, lock your door and leave the house :1orglaugh

makes you wonder how he has sex with her doesnt it

Fuck her in the butt

watch porn on the living room tv, that'll make any girl feel weird. or just walk around naked and scare her off

play some nwa....a bitch is a bitch or nutz on your chin is a good choice

lol - while she is there go cook some noodles and jsut start to jack off in the kitchen while looking at the water boil

lmao some really sick comments in this thread lmao

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just walk in the living room in tighty whities, open a beer, order pizza, burp, fart, whatever...if she does't leave the house by the time you're picking boogers out of your nose, God help you

Throw something at her window. :1orglaugh

bahahahah, i'm going to!!!
:thumbsup

just ignore her, especially when she tries to make small talk...chicks hate this. Act like she is not even there. She will get the hint in a week or less and not want to come over. If that doesn't work, try the jacking off thing to the water

:thumbsup