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Google Expert 02-14-2005 10:17 AM

Valentine's Day fucking RULES if you are single.
 
Valentine's Day is the one day out of the year where women have sky-high expectations and DEMAND to be treated like a queen.

Fuck that. I can't be bothered.

However, it is also the one day out of the year when all of the SINGLE women are lonely and desperate for attention.

So as a single man, I have:
1. No girlfriend making idiotic demands on me.
2. Loads of single women out there who are much more receptive to my advances.

rollinOn20s 02-14-2005 10:20 AM

I hear that.

gh0st 02-14-2005 10:23 AM

Valentine's Day SUCKS if you're single, I miss my fucking ex girlfriend so much today.. I could have a nervous breakdown

bringer 02-14-2005 10:24 AM

save that flower money and bang a hooker instead

groark 02-14-2005 10:24 AM

I couldn't care less about valentines day

spideriux 02-14-2005 11:06 AM

Thanks God I'm not single here :)

fris 02-14-2005 11:08 AM

i am thankful i have these valentines day :) i was locked up from 14-18 for hitting a lady with a crowbar for stealing my watch when i was younger.

glad to be free

WiredGuy 02-14-2005 11:15 AM

Being single on Valentine's is not that great. Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!

WG

DarkJedi 02-14-2005 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!

Why http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/questioncp.gif

WiredGuy 02-14-2005 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Long story with a girl from a few years ago. Would rather not get into it but lets just say I don't like V-Day all that much.

WG

Tom_PM 02-14-2005 11:37 AM

It's also Monday :)

Perspective is good.

mal 02-14-2005 11:47 AM

valentine's day is nothing special

RRRED 02-14-2005 12:14 PM

Aww WG do something for YOU today... and try to think positive because this could be your very LAST valentines day alone for the rest of your life!!

Half the people you see out pretending to enjoy themselves, having a nice dinner, and trying to go through all the motions are probably miserable and wish they were single! Think of it that way and enjoy it.

This is my very first Valentines day single since I was 15 years old! Funny thing is the last several years of being tied to someone else, I spent the evening doing NOTHING anyway! So yes I will be celebrating tonight the dawn of a new era.

RRRED 02-14-2005 12:17 PM

OMG Wiredguy BTW I have a special surprise for you!!! I need you to start targetting some specific terms right now because I caught wind of something that will excite you. It's starting to come together so get ready!

Cassie 02-14-2005 12:25 PM

there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.

RRRED 02-14-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassie
there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.

Amen sistah! I'm watching a little tv while working here and I see different shows all valentine themed... I LOVE watching the real elderly couples. They're so damn cute! THAT is worth enjoying the present and waiting for... Never settle!


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