Valentine's Day fucking RULES if you are single.

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  • Google Expert
    Webmaster
    • Jun 2004
    • 14294
    #1

    Valentine's Day fucking RULES if you are single.

    Valentine's Day is the one day out of the year where women have sky-high expectations and DEMAND to be treated like a queen.

    Fuck that. I can't be bothered.

    However, it is also the one day out of the year when all of the SINGLE women are lonely and desperate for attention.

    So as a single man, I have:
    1. No girlfriend making idiotic demands on me.
    2. Loads of single women out there who are much more receptive to my advances.
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    • rollinOn20s
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 2006
      #2
      I hear that.
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        • gh0st
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2005
          • 928
          #3
          Valentine's Day SUCKS if you're single, I miss my fucking ex girlfriend so much today.. I could have a nervous breakdown

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            • bringer
              i have man boobies
              • Jul 2003
              • 13082
              #4
              save that flower money and bang a hooker instead
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                • groark
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1966
                  #5
                  I couldn't care less about valentines day

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                    • spideriux
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 17227
                      #6
                      Thanks God I'm not single here
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                        • fris
                          I have to go potty
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 55719
                          #7
                          i am thankful i have these valentines day i was locked up from 14-18 for hitting a lady with a crowbar for stealing my watch when i was younger.

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                            • WiredGuy
                              Pounding Googlebot
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 34512
                              #8
                              Being single on Valentine's is not that great. Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!

                              WG
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                                • DarkJedi
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                  Especially if a lot of friends around you are in relationships. In fact, it rather sucks!
                                  Why

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                                    • WiredGuy
                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34512
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                      Why
                                      Long story with a girl from a few years ago. Would rather not get into it but lets just say I don't like V-Day all that much.

                                      WG
                                      I play with Google.

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                                        • Tom_PM
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443
                                          #11
                                          It's also Monday

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                                            • mal
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 1899
                                              #12
                                              valentine's day is nothing special

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                                                • RRRED
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 6754
                                                  #13
                                                  Aww WG do something for YOU today... and try to think positive because this could be your very LAST valentines day alone for the rest of your life!!

                                                  Half the people you see out pretending to enjoy themselves, having a nice dinner, and trying to go through all the motions are probably miserable and wish they were single! Think of it that way and enjoy it.

                                                  This is my very first Valentines day single since I was 15 years old! Funny thing is the last several years of being tied to someone else, I spent the evening doing NOTHING anyway! So yes I will be celebrating tonight the dawn of a new era.

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                                                    • RRRED
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 6754
                                                      #14
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                                                        • Cassie
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 3139
                                                          #15
                                                          there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.
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                                                            • RRRED
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 6754
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Cassie
                                                              there is nothing worse then forcing a person to celebrate a holiday such as today. i would rather be alone and happy then with someone and miserable.
                                                              Amen sistah! I'm watching a little tv while working here and I see different shows all valentine themed... I LOVE watching the real elderly couples. They're so damn cute! THAT is worth enjoying the present and waiting for... Never settle!

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