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ADL Colin 02-14-2005 03:43 AM

Most women don't give good head
 
Truth. Most women need pointers. Cosmo needs to cover this subject in detail.

Happy Valentine's Day

titmowse 02-14-2005 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Truth. Most women need pointers. Cosmo needs to cover this subject in detail.

Happy Valentine's Day

vice versa

Happy Valentines Day!
:)

Speed_Demon 02-14-2005 03:46 AM

Hmmmn. Practice makes perfect.

Kapitan Ivanov II 02-14-2005 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by titmowse
vice versa

Vice versa would be most heads don't give good women. !?

Let me guess, you're really smart, right?

ffmihai 02-14-2005 03:48 AM

most women do give good head!

titmowse 02-14-2005 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
Vice versa would be most heads don't give good women. !?

Let me guess, you're really smart, right?

Idiot Savant
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xclusive 02-14-2005 03:49 AM

i've never had a woman give me bad head and there have been a few to do it for me:)

abyss_al 02-14-2005 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
Vice versa would be most heads don't give good women. !?

Let me guess, you're really smart, right?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MikeHawk 02-14-2005 03:58 AM

Most girls need to try harder! :thumbsup

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:01 AM

We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

xlogger 02-14-2005 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
Vice versa would be most heads don't give good women. !?

Let me guess, you're really smart, right?

:1orglaugh ya that he what he means.

JFK 02-14-2005 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

It was nice of him to be so patient with you. ;-)

titmowse 02-14-2005 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

Mine said "Where did you learn to do that?"


:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

baddog 02-14-2005 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh

So many things I could say, but I will just say good girls swallow.

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
It was nice of him to be so patient with you. ;-)

I was so embarrassed. Then more when his college room mate walked in. :1orglaugh

Fabien 02-14-2005 04:17 AM

Yep

They need to understand that it's the hand that does the job !
Lots of juices is needed too
Dry mouths are bad
Also, be creative ! I hate robots, damn i'll buy a pump if i want a robot :2 cents:



:1orglaugh
I should email this thread to my wife lol...........
But she's a great f*ck though, i'd give her 70% on the sucking part (depends...)

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
I was so embarrassed. Then more when his college room mate walked in. :1orglaugh

So ... what did his roommate think of HIS blowjob? ;-)

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by titmowse
Mine said "Where did you learn to do that?"


:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

I definitely had NO clue. We won't get into the fact that doctors wanted to put me on the pill. My mom told me that if I missed 1 I would get pregnant.

So I wouldn't do it.

She kind of forgot to mention the sex part.

I thought if you missed a pill you got pregnant, didn't know there had to be sex too.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fabien
:1orglaugh
I should email this thread to my wife lol...........
But she's a great f*ck though, i'd give her 70% on the sucking part (depends...)

I'd wait a few days.

baddog 02-14-2005 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
I was so embarrassed. Then more when his college room mate walked in. :1orglaugh

I think there is a story here. Blog entry maybe?

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
So many things I could say, but I will just say good girls swallow.

swallowing...mm I mean yes...good girls do.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
I thought if you missed a pill you got pregnant, didn't know there had to be sex too.

:helpme too funny.

titmowse 02-14-2005 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
I definitely had NO clue. We won't get into the fact that doctors wanted to put me on the pill. My mom told me that if I missed 1 I would get pregnant.

So I wouldn't do it.

She kind of forgot to mention the sex part.

I thought if you missed a pill you got pregnant, didn't know there had to be sex too.

I stole my brother's porn magazines. They were very educational when the time came.
:)

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
So ... what did his roommate think of HIS blowjob? ;-)

Well I just pulled the cover back and seen him, he shook his head and shut the door. My husband (boyfriend then) was yelling at to leave.

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
:helpme too funny.

Hey I was 12. WTF did I know. :1orglaugh

goodgirl 02-14-2005 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by titmowse
I stole my brother's porn magazines. They were very educational when the time came.
:)

Well then, I guess I wish I had older brothers. I had 1 older sister, a younger one and 3 younger brothers.

So I missed out on that ;)

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
Hey I was 12. WTF did I know. :1orglaugh

goodgirl

pussyluver 02-14-2005 04:54 AM

And then there are some girls that don't give head at all.

Your comment that "Most woman don't give good head" seems to imply that men do???

pussyluver 02-14-2005 04:58 AM

Oh, and if you get married you don't have to give head anymore except except if you decide to cheat on your husband. Then that is the only way he'll forgive you. Don't tell him you blew the other guy too.

Now if you're swingers, then there is a different set of rules.

bringer 02-14-2005 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
Hey I was 12. WTF did I know. :1orglaugh

was it your cousin jimbob behind the mobile home?

gangbangjoe 02-14-2005 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodgirl
We get better the more we do it.

I remember my first time....he said "Suck don't blow".

:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gangbangjoe 02-14-2005 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl
Hey I was 12. WTF did I know. :1orglaugh


WTF



crazy world

JimmiDean 02-14-2005 05:02 AM

Its the ones that treat it as a chore that have trouble

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Your comment that "Most woman don't give good head" seems to imply that men do???

In my mind, "good" was the emphasized word. However YOU want to read it is fine .. for you ;-)

goodgirl 02-14-2005 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
WTF



crazy world

12 when the pill thing happenned. Not the BJ.

goodgirl 02-14-2005 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer
was it your cousin jimbob behind the mobile home?

Just because you blew your cousin jimbob behind your mobile home, doesn't mean everyone else did.

Dagwolf 02-14-2005 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Oh, and if you get married you don't have to give head anymore except except if you decide to cheat on your husband. Then that is the only way he'll forgive you. Don't tell him you blew the other guy too.

Now if you're swingers, then there is a different set of rules.

You're scaring me.

groark 02-14-2005 05:45 AM

Ofc men do give better head because they know what a cock needs..
Too sad I'm not gay :)

goodgirl 02-14-2005 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by groark
Ofc men do give better head because they know what a cock needs..
Too sad I'm not gay :)

Are you sure? Sounds like experience to me.

pink_in_the_middle 02-14-2005 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Truth. Most women need pointers. Cosmo needs to cover this subject in detail.

Happy Valentine's Day

Most men need pointers on eating pussy ;)
You can't honestly expect women to know what you like. We don't have cocks so how would we know how would we know which way feels best unless you let us know.Every guy is different and each one enjoyes his own thing and its up to you to show her that ;)
Teach your mate what you like and I'm pretty sure she'll do the same.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Peaches 02-14-2005 08:10 AM

Most men are too caught up in the moment to tell you what they want! ;)

Anthony 02-14-2005 08:15 AM

I very rarely disagree with you Colin on anything, but in this case I must.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman when she has your cock in her mouth, and for that matter, no such thing as a bad blow job.

if you don't like her technique, grab her head and go to town. :)

That was bad, I know.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle
Most men need pointers on eating pussy ;)

Yes, and many women point out how men aren't "in touch" with them. I decided to point out the opposite. Women need to pay more attention to the COCK.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
I very rarely disagree with you Colin on anything, but in this case I must.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman when she has your cock in her mouth, and for that matter, no such thing as a bad blow job.

if you don't like her technique, grab her head and go to town. :)

That was bad, I know.

You need higher standards! ;-) ;-)

Anthony 02-14-2005 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
You need higher standards! ;-) ;-)

I thought we already went over my standards on another thread!!!

brand0n 02-14-2005 08:41 AM

good or bad,im justhappy to get it.

pink_in_the_middle 02-14-2005 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Yes, and many women point out how men aren't "in touch" with them. I decided to point out the opposite. Women need to pay more attention to the COCK.

Maybe if you paid more attention to knowing what a girl wants.Stop focusing on yourself for just a wee minute.

ADL Colin 02-14-2005 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle
Maybe if you paid more attention to knowing what a girl wants.Stop focusing on yourself for just a wee minute.

Oooh, you switched to "you". Getting a little antagonistic there. Hit a nerve?

UniversalPass Pete 02-14-2005 09:30 AM

True! many women suck at sucking :pimp


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