Fletch are really a designer?
 

I mean I dunno if stick men really count or if dry lame video cuts can do the thing these days but really...

Ya aint got a trick old dog...

ive worked for everyone from Penthouse, to Lightspeed.

http://www.fletchxxx.com

can you name some clients?

Big whoop!

You worked for Penthouse?

HAhahah!!!

OMG.. it only gets better without me even trying...
I should have known what color you are.

my portfolio and client list is public, laugh all you want.

ive worked for hundreds of companies on this board.

Excellent picture! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Yo Alien, show us some of your work man. Never seen anything and you seem to be really good.

I am a mother fucking bad ass designer...
I do not need to prove it unless your sending me a check.
Just surf some porn I am every where...

haha whats the reason for not showing anything? Scared that people might think you are not THAT good? Just wondering.

as i keep saying.

NO ONE vouches for this guy.

ive never seen anyone.

all i know is he logs in and registersd multiples names on boards.

other than that - he has no history with me just some casper

:sleep

*shrug*

You know? this sounds like you're an amateur. Whats the matter you ain't even got a site to demonstrate your portfolio? Kick ass designer?

Kick ass designers have portfolios..

you are everywhere? :1orglaugh

seriously you are just joking right?

Alien, are you on drugs? Go have a nap, its still better than doing black PR on this board.

Some while ago he actually had a site online, nothing on it though just somthing like portfolio "under construction"

Not sure why he is hiding his work. I mean If I were badass I would put a nice portfolio to show it off. I mean some don't do it to get clients (as they are booked solid for months) but just to show off what they are capable off and why they are baddass. Mike W for example.

Here...

Players Ball Cypress Hill

Enjoy...

While your little pony boy's were jerking themselves off and taking pictures just to be seen I was video taping shit that will be seen everywhere...

But that aint proof...

There cant be proof of how good I am, I trust none of you fools not to copy me anyways...

Besides most of stuff I can not show...
There are always legalities involved. But thats how it is one you work hi profile.

So you can tape shit.

Hey, we've all got to start somewhere. :)

Are you webmasters or what? Can't figure it out by yourself?

http://www.ialien.com/portfolio.html

Not very impressive but better than the amateurish designs of fletchxxx (probably converts well though)

Fine..
Ya watch late night television???

I am all over that also.

huh am I the only one who clicked on AlienQ's sig and removed the /dumber from there and saw his portfolio???

Yep, I fully agree with that.
So far we have here is a bad ass case of "I'm da shit" thing and none of the proof. Guess the dude simply trying to promote how b.a.d. he is. Oh well.. some people... :Oh crap

Alien is a good designer. This is also a nice design in my opinion http://www.adultlabel.com/
Cant we all get along here?

Still nothing wich makes him as badass as he says he is! lol

I don't really care though, I just think when someone says he is badass he should be able to show at least some proof. And sofar there is nothing badass with what he has done. Not even the tape lol

Uh oh. Was that "so fucking banned" already there?

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/portfolio.html

Nice work :2 cents:
What do you charge for a tour?

That'd be a "no."

spammer.

boring waste of post

Hit me up for a price quote, hard to tell without me knowing any detaills. 123891112 ;))

@Cherry, he wass spamming my site nothing wrong with that :winkwink:

A design portfolio thread?? Did I miss anything :)

you have such an ego

thank christ thats over.

oops my bad.

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/portfolio.html

:upsidedow

Can you please tell me what I was spamming? Im going to bed but hopefully board tracker will catch your whitty reply :thumbsup

read the post just above yours!

what work? :1orglaugh

This is one of those chronic cases of somebody that thinks that is somebody but haven't made shit in life :2 cents:

New way to trump up business? Times getting desperate? Last I heard, bashing other designers wasn't a good way to get customers. Fletch has worked for us, and we loved the results. Who are you again? :)

I should also mention, that being a "badass" designer doesn't mean you have a CLUE about marketing. You can have a design that looks like a 4 year old did it, but if it appeals to the market, and the MARKETING SKILLS are integrated, it will do well. Most designers that claim to be designers are just that.. designers. They have NO idea about marketing, and their $5000 designs won't sell as well as a $250 design done by someone with a clue about marketing. Fletch can market sites. 'Nuff said.

You don't have something you can show us?
Just seems weird to me why you attack other designers work and you refuse to post your work.

I'm a past client of Fletch's, and was extremely happy of his work.

fletch has made me money,period

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

The problem with IAlien is that he sees pompous asses like AMP come on here and get tons of work, so he tries to mimic the ego. But the truth is that guys like AMP can back their shit up. Same with FletchXXX. They may not be the fanciest designers out there but they produce with what counts, NUMBERS. So people go back to them.

Until you produce numbers, Alien, you are just a lazy fuck designer who has done nothing.

ROFL ... 404 on top of it