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A boy walks in to a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him. The woman behind the counter says, "How old are you son?"

The boy replies, "I'm nine years old, and I want to fuck a prostitute."

The woman is a bit shocked, but answers politely, "I'm sorry son, but you're too young."

To this the boy slaps $200 on to the table.

"She'll be waiting in the first room on the right, up the stairs."

"I want a girl with active herpes."

"I'm sorry son, but I just can't do that for you," the woman tells the boy. The boy slaps another $200 on the table.

"She'll be waiting in the second room on the left, up the stairs."

So the boy walks up the stairs, dragging the frog behind him. About half an hour later, the boy comes back down the stairs, still dragging the frog.

Now the woman has been thinking about the boy for the last half hour, so she says to him, "I have a few questions before you go kid. First, what's with the dead frog, second, where did you get the money, and finally, why a girl with herpes?"

The boy replies, "Now I've got herpes. When I get home, I'll fuck the baby sitter and she'll get it. My dad will screw her when he drops her home and he'll get it. My dad will then shag my mom, and she'll get it, and then my mom will fuck the milkman, and he's the bastard who ran over my frog!!!"

A woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walked into a bar.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, once again revealing her hairy armpit, and demanded, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and asked, "Say, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"

The little drunk replied, "Sir!, To me, any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina"

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you?ve wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left."

"Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes let?s! But let?s change positions. This time, I?ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."