I just discovered something amazing
 

I am dead drunk right now, i had 2 bottles of wine and 1/2 bottles of jack, i noticed that I can type on the computer with the same speed and the same accuracy. I can't believe this. I thought that if i was this drunk i'd be making mistakes and i would not be able to ttype properly. this is incredible.

:1orglaugh

i see why this one is funny...

Just a tad ironic. :winkwink: Otherwise, I'd say you're doing fine for being drunk.

I dont' think so.. I just tried to get up and i couldn't.. i really like my leather chair.. i'm going to take a nap.. i'll see you in 2 hours

I discovered something incredible too...

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I wanna see what your typing is like when you have doubled what you have already drank!!

Ah yes, that's the trick... you can drink all night long so long as you never try to stand up.

Sleep tight man... cause you're gonna suffer in the morning! :winkwink:

Oh my god, what the fuck are those guys doing?

Well alrighty then