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  • JizBiz
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 331

    #1

    "Friday Night Funnies"

    Funniest thing happened this afternoon at the local coffee shop around the corner.

    These 2 guys were at the counter talking to the girl and she was cleverly eggin them about how good they looked together. The one guy was quite jilted by the whole thing and was quite uncomfortable, but his buddy played along with it all the way, and proceeded to talk with a slight lisp and in a higher tone etc.

    LOL SO anyways, it goes on for about 45-60 seconds and the one dude is redder then a lobster cause of all the gayness..haha, then the girl hands them both there coffees and takes the money.

    The one guy (who's all red with embarassment) looks at her and says..."OH wait...i wanted a triple/double."

    She looked back at him and said "Pfttt you think all that sugar is gonna wash that taste out of your mouth"
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  • Missy
    FLASHCA$H.COM
    • Jul 2001
    • 1257

    #2
    That wasn't funny.
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    • JizBiz
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 331

      #3
      Originally posted by Missy
      That wasn't funny.
      I watched the 4 people in line and 3 counter girls piss themselves when it happened.

      How can that not be funny?
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      • JizBiz
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 331

        #4
        But your up next Missy.!!

        Joke time.
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        • Missy
          FLASHCA$H.COM
          • Jul 2001
          • 1257

          #5
          Originally posted by JizBiz
          I watched the 4 people in line and 3 counter girls piss themselves when it happened.

          How can that not be funny?
          Oh, so this really happened? I thought you were telling a joke. In that case, it's pretty funny.
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          • Missy
            FLASHCA$H.COM
            • Jul 2001
            • 1257

            #6
            Originally posted by JizBiz
            But your up next Missy.!!

            Joke time.
            But I'll tell you a joke anyway. Here goes....

            Little Johnny was taking a bath with his mom and he points to the patch of hair between her legs and says "Mommy, what's that?"
            Caught off-guard, Mommy says the first thing that comes to her mind. "Well Johnny, that's my washcloth."
            "Oh, ok" he says, and leaves it at that.

            A couple of weeks later they are taking a bath together again, and this time all her hair was gone, as she'd shaved it off to keep things interesting with her old man. Little Johnny notices, and asks "Mommy, what happened to your washcloth?"
            Again caught offguard, Mommy quickly replies "Well Johnny, I lost it!"

            Johnny replies "Don't worry Mommy, I know where it is. The neighbor lady has it. I saw her washing Daddy's face with it last week."
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            • axelcat
              Adult Locals
              • Jun 2002
              • 25450

              #7
              Originally posted by Missy
              But I'll tell you a joke anyway. Here goes....

              Little Johnny was taking a bath with his mom and he points to the patch of hair between her legs and says "Mommy, what's that?"
              Caught off-guard, Mommy says the first thing that comes to her mind. "Well Johnny, that's my washcloth."
              "Oh, ok" he says, and leaves it at that.

              A couple of weeks later they are taking a bath together again, and this time all her hair was gone, as she'd shaved it off to keep things interesting with her old man. Little Johnny notices, and asks "Mommy, what happened to your washcloth?"
              Again caught offguard, Mommy quickly replies "Well Johnny, I lost it!"

              Johnny replies "Don't worry Mommy, I know where it is. The neighbor lady has it. I saw her washing Daddy's face with it last week."

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