"Friday Night Funnies"
 

Funniest thing happened this afternoon at the local coffee shop around the corner.

These 2 guys were at the counter talking to the girl and she was cleverly eggin them about how good they looked together. The one guy was quite jilted by the whole thing and was quite uncomfortable, but his buddy played along with it all the way, and proceeded to talk with a slight lisp and in a higher tone etc.

LOL SO anyways, it goes on for about 45-60 seconds and the one dude is redder then a lobster cause of all the gayness..haha, then the girl hands them both there coffees and takes the money.

The one guy (who's all red with embarassment) looks at her and says..."OH wait...i wanted a triple/double."

She looked back at him and said "Pfttt you think all that sugar is gonna wash that taste out of your mouth"

That wasn't funny.

I watched the 4 people in line and 3 counter girls piss themselves when it happened.

How can that not be funny?

But your up next Missy.!!

Joke time.

Oh, so this really happened? I thought you were telling a joke. In that case, it's pretty funny.

But I'll tell you a joke anyway. Here goes....

Little Johnny was taking a bath with his mom and he points to the patch of hair between her legs and says "Mommy, what's that?"
Caught off-guard, Mommy says the first thing that comes to her mind. "Well Johnny, that's my washcloth."
"Oh, ok" he says, and leaves it at that.

A couple of weeks later they are taking a bath together again, and this time all her hair was gone, as she'd shaved it off to keep things interesting with her old man. Little Johnny notices, and asks "Mommy, what happened to your washcloth?"
Again caught offguard, Mommy quickly replies "Well Johnny, I lost it!"

Johnny replies "Don't worry Mommy, I know where it is. The neighbor lady has it. I saw her washing Daddy's face with it last week."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh