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An open letter to all insecure women:

It has come to my attention with all the conversations I have had with insecure women and being with 13 other girls in my life that these little guidelines need to be said. Guys, if you have any to add, go for it.

#1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them

#2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them.

#2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will. We do have testosterone remember? We see the way you look at 'Louis' on Passions. Do we care? hell no. fill yer boots girl. fantasies and desires are perfectly normal.

#3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you.

#4 Why is it ok for you to talk trash with the girls but when we do with the guys we get threatened with rolling pins and chastity belts?

#5 You're not our mother, fuck off. We can chose our own meals and dress ourselves and make our own desicions without needing your input.

#6 No, you will not always get what you want and it doesn't mean we don't love you.

#7 Just because we don't want to sit next to you when we are perfectly comfortable where we are doesn't mean we don't want to spend time with you. We're only 6 feet away from you.

#8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friends.

#9 No we don't want to cuddle when we come straight home from work. We're stinky, irritable and just want to die. leave us alone for an hour. PLEASE!!!

#10 If you sleep with your ass against us don't get mad when all we want is sex first thing in the morning with no romantic foreplay. You try having a succulent warm ass that you know is easy to part and slide a monkey into pressed hard against your raging morning hardon.

#11 Men like looking at naked women. We can't help it. It's a knee jerk reaction. We see skin, we look, we drool and we get turned on and want to fuck you. Don't tell us you don't get the same way when your favorite soap opera star is on the big screen in front of you.

#12 We are men, deal with it. If you don't like the way men are, become a lesbian and let us watch and join occasionaly.

thank you for your time.

Hear Hear :drinkup :drinkup

Good thing i am confident enough lol

making girls jealous is fun

So true....so true....

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

#1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them

Not always, but mostly yes we want to fuck you.

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#2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them.

Yes it does.

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#2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will.

True because if we could fuck them we woudn't be "friends" with them.

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#3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you.

Well........

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#8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friend.

If we did like your friend we would most likely want to fuck them.

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

It has come to my attention with all the conversations I have had with insecure women and being with 13 other girls in my life that these little guidelines need to be said. Guys, if you have any to add, go for it.

#1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them

9 times out of 10 if Im talkin to a chick its cause I wanna bang her.

#2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them.

If my girl has a prettier girl hanging around I most definately want to bang her.

#2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will. We do have testosterone remember? We see the way you look at 'Louis' on Passions. Do we care? hell no. fill yer boots girl. fantasies and desires are perfectly normal.

Fantasies and desires are fine and dandy, now lets get that booty.

#3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you.

She may not be a threat cause Id just bang her and go back to my girl or bang her on the side...

#4 Why is it ok for you to talk trash with the girls but when we do with the guys we get threatened with rolling pins and chastity belts?

agree with ya here

#5 You're not our mother, fuck off. We can chose our own meals and dress ourselves and make our own desicions without needing your input.

Agree here

#6 No, you will not always get what you want and it doesn't mean we don't love you.

True that

#7 Just because we don't want to sit next to you when we are perfectly comfortable where we are doesn't mean we don't want to spend time with you. We're only 6 feet away from you.

Tr00f

#8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friends.

yea keep the ugly girlfriends at bay, PLEASE

#9 No we don't want to cuddle when we come straight home from work. We're stinky, irritable and just want to die. leave us alone for an hour. PLEASE!!!

When I come home from work I want a back massage and a foot massage BUT first you better set a beer on my computer desk...

#10 If you sleep with your ass against us don't get mad when all we want is sex first thing in the morning with no romantic foreplay. You try having a succulent warm ass that you know is easy to part and slide a monkey into pressed hard against your raging morning hardon.

Who waits till the morning? slide it in immediately!

#11 Men like looking at naked women. We can't help it. It's a knee jerk reaction. We see skin, we look, we drool and we get turned on and want to fuck you. Don't tell us you don't get the same way when your favorite soap opera star is on the big screen in front of you.

True

#12 We are men, deal with it. If you don't like the way men are, become a lesbian and let us watch and join occasionaly.

Hell yea

thank you for your time.

Thank you!

Apparently I'm not insecure, cause all those things seem rather obvious... and the same could be said about the guys I've dated. Just because I have more male friends than female doesnt mean I want to fuck them... guys are just more fun. I can look at porn, swear at the football game on the tv and call the penalties before the refs do and when I'm with the guys no one things this is odd, when I'm hanging with my gf's they all assume I'm secretly some lesbian... I dont fuck my guy friends, hell most of them are guys anyway, so I dont see the problem. If I have a life before I meet someone and so does he, he better keep it once we're dating, cause I sure as hell dont want someone perm wedged up my ass. People who smother people do so out of insecurity and a lack of trust, because they can't be trusted themselves. They know they secretly would cheat or have so they can't believe that anyone else would be honest and faithful. Competition is healthy, if my bf wants to look at porn, strippers, videos, go ahead, he can get his appetite anywhere he wants as long as he only dines at home! ;) :2 cents: (although same rule applies to me too!)

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Originally Posted by GatorB

If we did like your friend we would most likely want to fuck them.

hahaha true true