STAR WARS FANS: EPISODE 3 SUMMARY (exclusive)
 

YOU'RE GOING TO STAND IN LINE WITH YOUR OTHER NERD VIRGIN FRIENDS ON OPENING NIGHT AND ATTEMPT TO HIT ON THE GIRL SELLING POPCORN

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TO PUMP YOURSELF UP THE NIGHT BEFORE, YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH EPISODES 1 and 2 THE NIGHT BEFORE, THEN 4-6 WHEN YOU GET HOME, JUST TO COMPLETE THE EXPERIENCE.

YOU WILL NOTE SEVERAL DISCREPANCIES, WHICH YOU WILL POST ON INTERNET BOARDS ABOUT

AS SOON AS THE MOVIE IS OVER, YOU'RE GOING TO RUN TO YOUR BASEMENT AND POST YOUR THOUGHTS, LIKE WATCHING STAR WARS FIRST IS SOME BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT

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three words: bootleg DVD sales

Oh the irony of you making this thread, lol.

But because I love you I won't say why. :Graucho

Turn Off Your Fucking Caps Lock

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kayyyyyyyyyyyy.