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videopass-chick 02-09-2005 05:06 PM

What Do Guys Want For Valentine?
 
FLOWERS ARE FOR GIRLS, CHOCOLATES ARE FOR GIRLS, GOING OUT TO DINEER IS FOR GIRLS, lINGERI GIRLS, HOT AIR BALLONING GIRLS. HOW ABOUT GUYS.

triumph 02-09-2005 05:08 PM

not to be an asshole, but dineer?

Nader 02-09-2005 05:08 PM

You really need to ask :pimp what do all men want from women

videopass-chick 02-09-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
You really need to ask :pimp what do all men want from women

tHEY WANT THAT EVERY DAY, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW. AND DON'T SAY YOUR FRIEND.

ssp 02-09-2005 05:09 PM

pizza & beer, what else?

VividChen 02-09-2005 05:12 PM

3some, that always does the trick

freeadultcontent 02-09-2005 05:13 PM

Lower case letters will do the trick.

Undisputed1 02-09-2005 05:18 PM

pussy or head.....fuck it, both!

Nader 02-09-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videopass-chick
tHEY WANT THAT EVERY DAY, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NEW. AND DON'T SAY YOUR FRIEND.

Well, i would like a nice cooked dinner with a movie and cuddle :)

ssp 02-09-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
Well, i would like a nice cooked dinner with a movie to cuddle with :)

No no, he said: what would MEN want for valentine. :winkwink:

galleryseek 02-09-2005 05:21 PM

Use a fork, IDIOT.

xlogger 02-09-2005 05:21 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...er666/what.jpg

Just_Dave 02-09-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
Well, i would like a nice cooked dinner with a movie and cuddle :)

how cute :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nader 02-09-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrumpCash_Dave
how cute :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:pimp Why not

SykkBoy 02-09-2005 05:27 PM

a pound of cocaine and a midget hooker, of course....

Iron Mike 02-09-2005 06:07 PM

dope... or a 3some with your sista

8 Characters 02-09-2005 06:12 PM

I want a girlfriend :(

Just_Dave 02-09-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
:pimp Why not

just givin you a hard time buddy

brand0n 02-09-2005 06:16 PM

blowjobs

pussyluver 02-09-2005 06:19 PM

ditto

Just a blow job. Doesn't even have to be from her. It's the thought that counts.

iFliPcEss 02-09-2005 06:19 PM

seems men doesnt care much about valentines

Platinumpimp 02-09-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
ditto

It's the thought that counts.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wargames 02-09-2005 06:22 PM

Dinner, blowjob, and hot sex. :thumbsup

Warden 02-09-2005 06:35 PM

Valentines Day is for women! It's that day in the year where we say "Honey, I fucked up!" BTW, we get the residuals of GREAT sex when we treat our ladies right on THEIR day!

nofx 02-09-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger


hahhaha

I want this

Iron Mike 02-09-2005 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iFliPcEss
seems men doesnt care much about valentines

No, no, this:
http://porno-team.com/pics/sk8-hi.jpg
this:
http://porno-team.com/pics/1969GTOJudge-1.jpg
this:
http://porno-team.com/pics/c1.jpg (does anyone know this van?!)
or the porniest car ever:
http://porno-team.com/pics/Countach.jpg

Men use to eat all day. So cooking and all that won't be too exciting on Valentine's Day....
:thumbsup Pictures and more

Slick 02-09-2005 09:03 PM

I'll take a Real Doll for those nights when my wifey isn't in the mood :)

colpanic 02-09-2005 11:08 PM

Well, this year I would like a date :)


But normally BJ's are a winner!

Hot Visions 02-09-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VividChen
3some, that always does the trick

i was thinking the same thing! :kisskiss

Pete_KT 02-09-2005 11:43 PM

guys like pussy. nothing more.

unless they are fags like me.


european lee is my lover

Just_Dave 02-09-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
Well, i would like a nice cooked dinner with a movie and cuddle :)


fag...hahaha

Kapitan Ivanov II 02-09-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videopass-chick
FLOWERS ARE FOR GIRLS, CHOCOLATES ARE FOR GIRLS, GOING OUT TO DINEER IS FOR GIRLS, lINGERI GIRLS, HOT AIR BALLONING GIRLS. HOW ABOUT GUYS.

This is sexist. I bet a whole bunch of metro guys want everything you said is for 'girls' .

UniversalPass Pete 02-09-2005 11:50 PM

To Feed me, fuck me, and STFU :winkwink:....Just for that one day at least!

robfantasy 02-09-2005 11:52 PM

an erotic massage

Doctor Hung 02-10-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
No no, he said: what would MEN want for valentine. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OG LennyT 02-10-2005 01:28 AM

The made-up holiday of Valentines Day to please go away

... take Kwanzaa with you please

Big Red Machine 02-10-2005 02:04 AM

For special days and hollidays and days that end in Y .Ladies for your man you should duche you ass and give him anal. Also a day full of no naggin and ego boostin talk(lies) telling him he has the biggest wanker you ever had he's the best in bed ,yada yada yada

Odie 02-10-2005 02:05 AM

yeah what about dinner and flowers???

Downtime 02-10-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
pizza & beer, what else?

How about a midget? I've always wanted one of those, I could use a personal assistant now that my palm broke!

:1orglaugh

Odie 02-10-2005 02:15 AM

what about just aquiet night at home w/ dinner and LOVE!!!????;)

Raven 02-10-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videopass-chick
FLOWERS ARE FOR GIRLS, CHOCOLATES ARE FOR GIRLS, GOING OUT TO DINEER IS FOR GIRLS, lINGERI GIRLS, HOT AIR BALLONING GIRLS. HOW ABOUT GUYS.

Blow job, dinner, body massage, blow job or anal sex. In that order.

Dagwolf 02-10-2005 03:08 AM

I want a box of chocolates. Also, praise and recognition.

brutus 02-10-2005 03:43 AM

Playmate of the year please.

Wiggles 02-10-2005 04:43 AM

i would settle for an Xbox :)

spideriux 02-10-2005 09:04 AM

I need a new Acura RSX :P

ColBigBalls 02-10-2005 09:08 AM

PEACE AND QUIET! :1orglaugh

d00t 02-10-2005 10:06 AM

I want you to slave over a hot stove wearing nothing except a dress that is too short and too tight - then let me eat the dinner on the new couch you bought for me while I watch football and porn on TV (in any order).
You will get me unlimited beers and insist that I rest the beers on top of your head while you suck my cock during the commercial breaks.

After the game and porn, you will beg for me to shove my massive cock in your tight little ass and finish with spraying my jiz all over your sweet smiling cum loving face. Then you will call your best friend (female) and ask her to come over so you can share what is on your face with her. Your friend will lick it off your face while I watch...

Then we will all go upstairs and sleep in the same bed - you will not touch me, hug me or try to kiss me while I sleep. You may however - after a good solid 12 hour nap, wake me up by fighting with your best friend about who is going to fuck me first......


That's my perfect valentines day............ ;)

sweet7 02-10-2005 10:55 AM

1 steak medium rare, 1 pint of beer and 1 blowjob extra sloppy

ArkansasDave 02-10-2005 11:18 AM

the 15th and earmuffs

axelcat 02-10-2005 11:26 AM

valentines day is for sissys


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