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What Do Guys Want For Valentine?
FLOWERS ARE FOR GIRLS, CHOCOLATES ARE FOR GIRLS, GOING OUT TO DINEER IS FOR GIRLS, lINGERI GIRLS, HOT AIR BALLONING GIRLS. HOW ABOUT GUYS.
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not to be an asshole, but dineer?
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You really need to ask :pimp what do all men want from women
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pizza & beer, what else?
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3some, that always does the trick
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Lower case letters will do the trick.
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pussy or head.....fuck it, both!
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Use a fork, IDIOT.
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a pound of cocaine and a midget hooker, of course....
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dope... or a 3some with your sista
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I want a girlfriend :(
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blowjobs
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ditto
Just a blow job. Doesn't even have to be from her. It's the thought that counts. |
seems men doesnt care much about valentines
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Dinner, blowjob, and hot sex. :thumbsup
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Valentines Day is for women! It's that day in the year where we say "Honey, I fucked up!" BTW, we get the residuals of GREAT sex when we treat our ladies right on THEIR day!
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hahhaha I want this |
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I'll take a Real Doll for those nights when my wifey isn't in the mood :)
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Well, this year I would like a date :)
But normally BJ's are a winner! |
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guys like pussy. nothing more.
unless they are fags like me. european lee is my lover |
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fag...hahaha |
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To Feed me, fuck me, and STFU :winkwink:....Just for that one day at least!
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an erotic massage
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The made-up holiday of Valentines Day to please go away
... take Kwanzaa with you please |
For special days and hollidays and days that end in Y .Ladies for your man you should duche you ass and give him anal. Also a day full of no naggin and ego boostin talk(lies) telling him he has the biggest wanker you ever had he's the best in bed ,yada yada yada
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yeah what about dinner and flowers???
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what about just aquiet night at home w/ dinner and LOVE!!!????;)
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I want a box of chocolates. Also, praise and recognition.
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Playmate of the year please.
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i would settle for an Xbox :)
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I need a new Acura RSX :P
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PEACE AND QUIET! :1orglaugh
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I want you to slave over a hot stove wearing nothing except a dress that is too short and too tight - then let me eat the dinner on the new couch you bought for me while I watch football and porn on TV (in any order).
You will get me unlimited beers and insist that I rest the beers on top of your head while you suck my cock during the commercial breaks. After the game and porn, you will beg for me to shove my massive cock in your tight little ass and finish with spraying my jiz all over your sweet smiling cum loving face. Then you will call your best friend (female) and ask her to come over so you can share what is on your face with her. Your friend will lick it off your face while I watch... Then we will all go upstairs and sleep in the same bed - you will not touch me, hug me or try to kiss me while I sleep. You may however - after a good solid 12 hour nap, wake me up by fighting with your best friend about who is going to fuck me first...... That's my perfect valentines day............ ;) |
1 steak medium rare, 1 pint of beer and 1 blowjob extra sloppy
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the 15th and earmuffs
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valentines day is for sissys
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