Investing Tips
 

this gave me an early morning chuckle, thought I'd share :)

Investment tips for 2005.... be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2005.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

8. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang (sorry about this one)

*sometimes the silliest things make me grin* lol

:) perks up my day.

Thanks, I printed it and smoked the paper.

Buy High, Sell Low.