Dating on the Subway
 

I have a friend who was telling me this routine and I could not believe it but I saw it done and I know for a fact that he would do this.

1. He would take his date out downtown, then while they were on the subway, he would make sure that they can't agree on where to go, and that way they would spend the first date on the subway talking.

2. The next date, he would do the same thing.

3. The third date, he would make a comment such as: "The tracks look wonderful tonight" and that way they would again end up on the subway for their date.

On the next dates, they would automatically go on the subway for their dates, and that's how they would spend the time on their dates.

I didn't believe this, but I saw it done, and I was shocked

Wow That's Faaaaaabulous!

Hahaha. That's unusual. :1orglaugh

Pure genious...only has to spend $2 the entire night on her :1orglaugh

i was waiting for a punchline...

ummm where does the sex part come in :helpme

Well, my town doesnt have a subway, but we could eat lunch at one.

So at what date does he rape her and push her off the moving train?

smart guy, but where does he stick his cock in her?

that sounds like fun :eek7

sounds pretty weird. subways are usually dirty and smelly. and hot in the summer time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice.

can we say CHEAPASS

That's fucking retarded. Who is that broke?

cheapskate's great idea