Ambush Interview with Tanker
 

Ambush Interview #13

Tanker

Tanker is somewhat of a legend in this biz. His association with top line companies like Adult.com. Lightspeed, Cumonherface and others gives him a legacy few can compare to. But the legend isn't just for work, Anyone that knows Tanker has a Tanker story from a convention. Talking to Tanker you can tell he likes to have fun and likes the people he's around to have fun. Comming out of the army, the name's orgion in pretty simple, he drove Tanks. From there he made is way into adult and left a stream of stories about him almost everywhere he went. Telling Tanker stories is something Tanker does very well, so I'm gona get Tanker to do it here.


1. How do you make pancakes with an Iron?
2. How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had while in the industry?
3. Did you ever kill anyone with your tank in the army?
4. What's your favorite story from bootcamp?
5. Why did you get into online Adult?
6. Who were the first people you met/knew in the industry?
7. How do you do a head on collision with a jetski in the middle of a lake?
8. What's your thoughts on drugs and alcholol and use of them?
9. Why did you leave Adult.com?
10. Steve Lightspeed credits you for bringing Lightspeedcash to a whole new level -- what were the early days like?
11. Why are you in Flordia? Toronto?
12. Why do people say 'what happens in Curracco stays in Curracco?'
13. How many conventions do you attend a year?
14. Why did you leave Arizona?
15. What is the most favorite prank you've ever played?
16. Are you rich? Do you fly first class?
17. Have you ever gotten a dog or cat intoxicated?
18. What did you do at the begining of your online career - work wise.
19. Why are you going to Costa Rica?
20. Discuss this nightclub in Toronto run by 'dirty cops'
21. Who makes more money, you or Ellisa?


ok, let er rip. And lets get some awesome pics of Tanker going in this thread as well!!!!!! I KNOW there are some incriminating ones out there!!!!!

Sounds good.


:)

Looking forward to it!!! :thumbsup

now this is one that everyone should read...

I will never forget the time tanker took me to Canada's wonderland and I was to proud to say I was sick. The minute Ellisa dropped me off I puked my guts out. LOL

The time Tanker took me Geo caching was a summer highlite for me as well.

I cant wait to see what Tanker has to say.

Yay, this will be a good one. Tanker rocks!

Best thing that ever happen to Tanker .....Ellisa :thumbsup

Lensman spamming me, and Tankers 2 hour phone call are the reason I'm in this business.

sleepy :/

Here's a bunch of us Hanging out at Tanker's playing Video games.

http://www.dereksmout.com/tanker.gif

Good timesssssss:)

Tanker is a sexy bitach

YEAH ........TANKER :thumbsup

How are we brothers...And where's Ma ?

I think Tanker was in the Marines, not the Army?

Well it should be how do you make flat iron pizza but since I know how to do that I am sure pancakes cant be that hard.

First you need a hot iron and some Tin foil

place the pancake batter into a pocket made of tin foil and seal it

the next step is simple Iron the foil !

I am not sure how good they would be but if you need to reheat pizza this is the way to do it when all else fails just wrap it in foil and set the Iron to Cotton no steam

I served 4 years in the Marines and 4 years in the ARMY

oh good one, can't wait

Jman is my brother we have different DADs and we have the SAME mother

she was a slut

Here and waiting :thumbsup

Hey that is my FUN ROOM we play a lot of Xbox in there

that night was a lot of fun with all our friends

Damn, I'm even more impressed with you than I was :)

WHy don't you call me anymore and when are you playing the drunken hat game again?

What!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said I was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is more like a terminator..... I thought I had some what a sense of adventure then I
met Tanker and the next thing you know i am hiking dunes river falls in jamacia
and having belly flop contest in hot tubs. I am off injured reserve this weekend
and am hitting up shooters for the day and would enjoy some company if you are still in town.
cheers

Yes, this will be good.

I've got a few tanker stories.

Tanker, what do you see when you look at the clouds in the sky at night? ;)

Tanker baby...can't wait to hear some stories!

xoxo

cooo cooo

I dated a few people like 3, however I am engaged to Ellisa and we are going to be married in June and I cannot wait. She is my support and I am hers. We do a lot of work together and I could be happier.

Nice pics. Looks like your xbox room has soom good stories. What's the biggest halo game you've done in there?

Sometimes I see Snoopy most of the time the clouds are very random
but snoopy comes a lot

So who could you be happier with? :1orglaugh


You might wanna ask Lens to edit that before she sees it....LOL

i love that animation!!!!!!

I see elephants sometimes too ;)

cant wait to see the complete interview. tanker is a great guy to work with and a real good source of motivation.

hahaha i caught that mental slip.

uh oh, someone is going to bee sleeping on the couch tonight.

nice interview again :thumbsup

No I never killed anyone with my Tank

I did have a lot of artillery drop on my M1A1 while in training

The damn forward observer was not on his mark
Its was pretty close we thought for sure we were going to
be in a world of hurt fortunatly for us Tanks are not penetrable by
Training rounds. However all your belongings are kept strapped to the
outside and I lost everything I had for the 3 month trip.

They replaced my uniforms I was just sad to lose my Walkman
have you ever sat in the desert with nothing to do for hours
on end and not have any music? IT SUCKS

I ment to add the word "NOT"

And she knows me well enough to know I am the happiest man alive!

Nice save :winkwink:

Well I went to Bootcamp twice the first time I had not even finished highschool I went in the summer between my junior and senior year!

the first time was Army Boot Camp in South Carolina

The Platoon I was put into had a set of identical twins that were on the buddy program so they shared a set of bunkbeds.

These two guys were professionals when it came to assisting each other.

If one got in trouble as was told to do push ups they would switch out while the drill sargeant wasnt looking

They got away with it for about 5 weeks untill they were caught in the middle of a switch

Damn I have never seen 2 guys sweat as much as they did for the rest of that day :)


Thats just one of many

Well I got into it because I wanted to make more money. After a few years in the Military I was still only bringing home about $1500 a month for 60 to 80 hour work weeks.

I had 2 small children and thier diapers cost more then I had. It left me with no disposable income.

I was allready selling prepaid legal, giving away free pagers ( making money on the monthy bills ) and some other junk on the internet.

One day Eric AKA Red Eyes said hey check out this place I found I am making a shitload of money and he referred me to Porn City.

I started reading over the resources and I havent turned back!

Here is a word of advice Pick up the phone and talk to your sponsors, Talk to the people you deal with on a day to day basis. If they help you make money Talk to them on the phone or meet them face to face.

The first person I met in this industry was Eric AKA Redeyes I actually knew him befor the industry we did some non adult mainstream stuff together

Then It would be the guys at Porn City Mayor, Crow, Joe, Paul

That was where the industry did a lot of biz back in the day.

:thumbsup

My favorite Tanker story involves a Jamaican sunrise, a bad hangover, a bottle of Red Stripe - and he handing me mushrooms out of a paper bag for breakfast which for some unGodly reason I ate .
I wasn't paying too much attention to the shrooms only knew they tasted like shit- and that was because there were dingle berries hanging off of them.

Two hours later I was tripping balls and throwing up all over J $tyles' toiletries...ooops I never did tell J $tyles about why his toothbrush, towel, and razor were all wet


:1orglaugh

Tanker had a content site for a while, it was pretty cool too :)

The better question is how do you avoid death when you become entangled in a Jetski collision in the middle of a lake!

and not a small lake either we are talking I was several miles from the place we rented the damn things.

steve lightspeed decided to come out of a canyon and spray water on us as he buzzed by. unfortunatly for his wallet the jetski didnt turn as tight as he thought it would and he launched his over mine. Ripping off the mirrors and throttle on mine and punching a lot of holes in his.

I just happened to jump off last second to avoid being crushed by his ski

Damn you should have seen the look on the ladies face when we finnally returned them :) even better to see what steve paying for 2 destroyed Jetskis

We had a good time and I dont think that will be the last time you see me and Steve riding Jet skis together in fact I am sure in a few days you will see us riding in Jamaica together

Damn and we got stuck in the ATM rooms at the bank like a pair of monkeys