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Fred Quimby 02-08-2005 10:57 AM

I caused a bad Accident this morning
 
So I'm exiting the Northern state by 106/107 and some dumb blond on her cell phone is in front of my in a new BMW SUV.

There is no stop or yeild sign b/c you have your own lane.

So after sitting on the horn for 40 seconds,,,she decides to pull out,,,but not in the correct lane. She crosses over to the middle lane.

So now I'm in the right lane and she is in the middle lane. She suddenly decides to get on the LIE so she starts drifting into my lane again. I hit the horn again while she gives me the finger. I just point and laugh at her which pisses her off even more.

So she speed up and cuts me off while giving me the finger again in the rear view mirror.

Apparently she didn't see the red light while talking on her cell phone and giving me the finger. All of the sudden a box van T-Bones her in the intersection.

When the light turns green. I pull up next to her SUV,,,,roll down my window,,,and just start laughing as hard as I could.

dirtysouth 02-08-2005 10:58 AM

:error

:1orglaugh

Basic_man 02-08-2005 11:00 AM

Fuck, the girl was probably pissed of as hell! Damn blonde, they can't drive well !

Phoenix 02-08-2005 11:00 AM

lol..this is so bad but funny for some reason

wyldblyss 02-08-2005 11:05 AM

As long as she wasn' hurt I think it is rather funny...I don't like to see anyone hurt...but she seemed like a head case

dunefield 02-08-2005 11:06 AM

serves her right!

Head 02-08-2005 11:13 AM

Served her right!

sicone 02-08-2005 11:16 AM

Sucks to be her, but if she was paying attention and not flirting with you it wouldn't have happened. Oh well fuck her, its 100% her fault and not yours at all.

Take any pics?

BuggyG 02-08-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss
As long as she wasn' hurt I think it is rather funny...I don't like to see anyone hurt...but she seemed like a head case

hurt or not.. i'd still laff at it! :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 02-08-2005 11:36 AM

loll i knwo that Exit!!!!!!!!

Chris 02-08-2005 11:39 AM

bull shit - any NORMAL personals natural reaction to an accident like that is to get help
it is PROVEN
you do not wait ... pull up next to her .. roll down your window and laugh

Cops and EMS would be there in a minute and they would NOT let you pull up next to her

Why make shit up to post on gfy?

BigWebRev 02-08-2005 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
Fuck, the girl was probably pissed of as hell! Damn blonde, they can't drive well !

well said....

AshleyPink 02-08-2005 11:45 AM

WOW... i don't think I've had a good laugh and smile in awhile... but that play-by-play was wicked! Hahaha... dumb blonde...


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