I missed the damn bus today.
 

I had to walk to school and it was raining.

Anyway, I decided not to exercise that much in one day so I stayed home and ate Cheetos.

So that's why I skipped school today.

What's your excuse?

My Biology homework ate my dog.

I missed my "special" buss today .. :(

I stayed home because im tired of getting bullied by you during lunchbreaks.

I wouldn't continue to bully you if you would just give me your lunch money as we agreed the first day of school.

ya pussy. ;)

i pulled an all nighter and i'm still getting my ass to school on time.

Mom said I didn't have to go.

do you always do what your mom tells you?

Only if it can get me laid or my allowance increased.

...Or a day off school. :glugglug

my teacher was arrested for sexual harrassment.

I hope you press charges. He should never have violated your trust like that.

it burns when i pee sir

Don't pee.

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