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WWC 02-08-2005 01:06 AM

Heres why sales are best on Mondays and Saturdays....
 
Here is what i think :

Mondays and Saturdays

Mondays - Most people jerk off at their workplace....so heres how it works....many dont get lucky over the weekend....go to work monday ( without getting laid over the weekend ), get to work, wack off at their offices.....

Saturdays - many work but bored so perfect opportunity

and thats why i have seen higher sales on those 2 days throughout the whole week....how about you? Agree? Disagree? what do you think?

FelixFlow 02-08-2005 01:07 AM

interesting observation

im quite suprised that mondays are as big a sellers as they have proven to be

woj 02-08-2005 01:08 AM

I'm not so sure about wacking off at work, but maybe they had a tough monday, come home from work and want to whack off?

xclusive 02-08-2005 01:20 AM

I think you hit it right on the money

bdld 02-08-2005 01:50 AM

i'm not sure as to the reasons, but saturday is my #1 day, followed by monday, and friday.

yellowmenace 02-08-2005 02:02 AM

Mondays are perfect days to buy porn because of the monday blues...I find that I do 2 things when I am depressed. Shop and Buy Porn

LA Mike 02-08-2005 02:04 AM

I think alot of people dont have computers at home and when they get to work after starring at their ugly ass wives all weekend they need some porno.. ;P

fuzebox 02-08-2005 02:09 AM

Who the hell whacks off at work...

WWC 02-08-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I think alot of people dont have computers at home and when they get to work after starring at their ugly ass wives all weekend they need some porno.. ;P

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 02-08-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I think alot of people dont have computers at home and when they get to work after starring at their ugly ass wives all weekend they need some porno.. ;P

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh '
you've been at this game too long. LOL

LA Mike 02-08-2005 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh '
you've been at this game too long. LOL


I speak from wisdom my son.. lol :pimp

Rui 02-08-2005 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I think alot of people dont have computers at home and when they get to work after starring at their ugly ass wives all weekend they need some porno.. ;P

now that actually makes sense :) :1orglaugh

Der Schleicher 02-08-2005 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I think alot of people dont have computers at home and when they get to work after starring at their ugly ass wives all weekend they need some porno.. ;P

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh pretty good observation

blazin 02-08-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I speak from wisdom my son.. lol :pimp

or experience perhaps?

:)

infecto 02-08-2005 08:59 AM

Mike hit the nail on its head.

Pornwolf 02-08-2005 09:49 AM

L.A. Mike, full time pornographer, part time philosipher. :winkwink:

WWC 02-08-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazin
or experience perhaps?

:)

I think thats what it is self experience :-)

WiredGuy 02-08-2005 04:39 PM

Sunday / Mondays for me.
My reasoning, these are cheap ass surfers who need a fix to make it through the work week and only have enough money for the 3 day trial so they beat it every night after work to make it through the week and repeat for new sites.

WG

ProgBob 02-08-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
Most people jerk off at their workplace

What kind of crazy ass places have you worked where you seen this? :eek7

Different sponsors have different best days of the week, for me. But overall, Sunday is the day!

BVF 02-08-2005 05:04 PM

I doubt they are wacking off at work. Maybe they're buying the memberships at work to avoid the spouse.

WWC 02-09-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProgBob
What kind of crazy ass places have you worked where you seen this? :eek7

Different sponsors have different best days of the week, for me. But overall, Sunday is the day!

Behind the desk....in private offices....etc..

Sunday is good for you because of Sat after midnight when everyone gets home after going out and not finding love :-) check your sunday sales and see most are after 12am ...

0000000000000000000001000 02-09-2005 08:21 PM

Sunday is the best day for me.

Dagwolf 02-09-2005 08:24 PM

More people call in sick on Mondays...

Peter Romero 02-09-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0000000000000000000001000
Sunday is the best day for me.

Friday, Sat, Sun, Monday for me.

Kevsh 02-09-2005 08:29 PM

I agree on the Monday/Saturday thing but not for the same reasons:

My .02 is that Monday is a boring day otherwise - most people stay home that night and especially after football season, there is nothing on TV. (Then again, I wouldn't know much about what's on Monday nights... or any other night!)

As for Saturday, likely the lonely people who wish they were out like everyone else. (Friday is the last day of the week, people are tired and not as "depressed" about not doing anything that night.)

Sunday is for NFL (again, during the season), taking the wife/kids out for the day, chores around the house and the fact that's a religious day turns a few people off dabbling in adult content.

jonesy 02-09-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
Here is what i think :

Monday - Most people jerk off at their workplace....

Saturdays - many work but bored so perfect opportunity

what do you think?

i think your out of your fucking mind. jerking off at work?


monday = who the fuck knows. it sure aint your reasoning but its safer surfing and signing up from work.


sat = 90% of working people/couples are home - so the "signifigant other" is out shopping or a soccer mom ect.

perfect for the guy to serach and sign up for porn.

videoxpix 02-09-2005 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
Behind the desk....in private offices....etc..

Sunday is good for you because of Sat after midnight when everyone gets home after going out and not finding love :-) check your sunday sales and see most are after 12am ...

Wouldn't all of your sales on Sunday come after 12:00 AM?

killshot 02-09-2005 08:58 PM

wednesday has always been my biggest day.

wargames 02-09-2005 09:00 PM

I'll keep that in mind. :1orglaugh

Rochard 02-09-2005 09:05 PM

Sales for us are high from Friday through Monday. For the most part it's people who have nothing to do on a Friday night or free time on a weekend. On Monday we think it's people who surfed during the weekend, but sent their links to their work to use a faster connection?

WWC 02-09-2005 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=jonesy]i think your out of your fucking mind. jerking off at work?

Well that explains you havent been in this industry too long....


monday = who the fuck knows. it sure aint your reasoning but its safer surfing and signing up from work.

safer surfing and signing up from work? than at howe? you must work at home?

sat = 90% of working people/couples are home - so the "signifigant other" is out shopping or a soccer mom ect.

sales on saturday are higher after 3pm until sunday early morning....

Morgan 02-09-2005 10:45 PM

first of all... what do weekends have with getting laid? i get it equally all week long.

second, what type of job can you whack off at? besides this job of course. heh

Love Brokers 02-09-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
Here is what i think :

Mondays and Saturdays

Mondays - Most people jerk off at their workplace....so heres how it works....many dont get lucky over the weekend....go to work monday ( without getting laid over the weekend ), get to work, wack off at their offices.....

Saturdays - many work but bored so perfect opportunity

and thats why i have seen higher sales on those 2 days throughout the whole week....how about you? Agree? Disagree? what do you think?

Good reasoning! :thumbsup

Babagirls 02-09-2005 11:16 PM

that would explain why mondays are my best days lol


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