Good Quotes To Live By....... Who Has Any Good Quotes????
 

Only one I can think of is "lifes a bitch and then you die so smoke some weed and lets get high" old and stale...... Anyone know of any better ones???

"sig is to big"
"actually remove people from mailing list when they ask"

Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty!!

It ain't nothing but a drop in the bucket so fuck it!!

there ya go

My dick is Hard ,My ballz are Smokin ,Thank God for Porn, and Creamy Hand lotion

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in

your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on
the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

--Will Rogers

Damn! Beat me to it. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Read Carlin. Plenty of good ones in his books.

don't eat yellow snow.

the only thing you gotta do in this world is die

my favorite quote is "in the abundance of water the fool is thirsty," robert nesta marley.:rasta

if it's too good to be true. it probally is

:1orglaugh

thy shall not fuck that tranny

DON'T SHAVE AND PEOPLE WONT GET MAD AT YOU


hahahahahahaha

see sig

reality TV makes people stupider

When in doubt, pick 'C'

Falling doesn't make you a failure. Staying down does.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

"I'm gonna kick Aaron's ass!"

~Asher Hardt


Not only is this pure comedy...But he didn't even have the brass to say it to my face AFTER I insulted him in front of business associates.

What a fucking pussy.

Like you insulting someone is a rare occasion that everyone is gonna stop and notice and then say "oh, my god that fat ass just insulted someone" youre the joke and you need to learn when to keep your mouth shut, because its gonna get you into trouble sooner or later. And the funniest part was that I wasnt the one that started sayin shit about you, it was the people I was speaking with that started the talkin, along with almost every other associate I speak to about your rediculous ability to make yourself look stupid.

"It's your attitude not your aptitude that ultimately determines your altitude." - Zig Ziglar

my favorite one is:
"Its amazing what you learn when you're not even being taught."

'Being Irish,
he had an abiding sense of tragedy
which sustained him
through temporary periods of joy.''

~ W.B. Yeats




"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him.
Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."

- Karl Marx





"We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Am I supposed to cry now or something? Here's the deal Asher....Unlike you, I don't give a fuck. I don't have to suck people off to maintain my income. My family did not hand my incompetent ass a job because they felt sorry for me.

Now here's a question for you...These associates of yours that you say were talking shit....Are they the same ones that later approached me and thanked me for telling you like it is? Are they the same people that shook my hand and laughed their asses off about it later? Are they the same people who....well, I think you get the idea.

It's gotta suck to not only work for a company who has lost all respect from pretty much everybody in the industry but to also be the butt of every inside joke within that same company.

You're like the slow kid that people keep around to laugh at on company time. That must do wonders for your self esteem.

Carry on. :glugglug

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotion, spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never tasted victory or defeat."

-- Teddy Roosevelt

"When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro"

~HST

"Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right." - unknown.
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made Members of Congress." - Mark Twain
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
"The United States of America should have a foundation free from the influence of clergy." - George Washington
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him." - Arthur C. Clarke
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish." - unknown

Anyone spot a theme here? :winkwink:

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day; set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

curious.....

"abstain from beans"

I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, `Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken.' And the doctor says, `Why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, `I would but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd . . . but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.

a lesson will be repeated until learned

"Search engines my ass. Type-in, branded and bookmarked domains rule the Net."

KRL


"You can become a millionaire in less than a year selling pictures of people naked on the Internet."

KRL


"To this day, it's still hard to fathom I got 5 million people a year to pay so much money just to listen to recordings of girls having fake orgasms."

KRL


'"Take good care of your customers, and your customers will take good care of you."

KRL


"After my first game of Monopoly, I realized the secret to always winning was volunteering to be the Banker."

KRL


"Numbers I trust. People I don't"

Webfather


"Traffic is king."

Webfather


"NEXT!"

Webfather


"I don't know the answer to that question, but if I press this button on my desk, in less than 1 minute someone will be standing in my office who does."

Henry Ford
Founder Ford Motor Co.


"I have ways of making money, you know nothing of."

John D. Rockefeller
Founder Standard Oil


"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else."

Sam Walton
Founder Wal-Mart


"A place for everything, everything in its place."

Benjamin Franklin


"All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move."

Benjamin Franklin


"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. "

Bill Gates
Founder Microsoft


"On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar."

David Ogilvy
Founder Ogilvy & Mather Advertising Agency


"Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil."

J. Paul Getty
Founder Getty Oil


"I buy when other people are selling."

J. Paul Getty
Founder Getty Oil


"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. "

J. Paul Getty
Founder Getty Oil


:)