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martyVP 02-07-2005 01:41 AM

I used to sell Hot Dogs
 
Man, that was fun!!!

I was 17 and it was one of my first businesses, my first day was raining cats and dogs( not money, real rain)

quiet 02-07-2005 01:42 AM

i used to sell gasoline when i was 16, and again when i was 18. man, that was not fun ;)

BradM 02-07-2005 01:44 AM

I sold Dairy Queen products for 4 days when I was 15 and then said f00k it.

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 01:47 AM

I sold 900 phonesex #'s, date lines, and Psychic lines as a business opportunity!

:winkwink:

Sears Salesman 02-07-2005 01:47 AM

I picked string beans for $10 a busshel when I was 13. Had to wake up around 6am, bike to the farm for 15 mins.

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 01:49 AM

I was the night auditor at a sleazy 32 room motel on the border of Venice and Marina Del Rey.

Worked from 11pm - 7am and then went to Santa Monica College from 9am - 1pm. Did it for a couple years.

There are serveral books I can write from those experiences alone! CRAZY TIMES!!!!

LMAO!

:)

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 01:52 AM

When I was 17, I worked as a "stock boy" at an all female clothing store called Mandies in Brooklyn!

Good times!

$5 submissions 02-07-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
Man, that was fun!!!

I was 17 and it was one of my first businesses, my first day was raining cats and dogs( not money, real rain)

My first business--charging fellow students to read US comic books my Mom sent me back in grade school here in the Philippines. American comic book heroes were really popular-- I must have made P50 a day (that's big money back in the 70's). When I moved to the US in 1979 my next business was selling candies from Fedco to fellow elementary school students. My brother and I would buy a big pack of candy for $5 and split it up into twenty pieces and sell it for 75 cents each.

fris 02-07-2005 01:53 AM

i sold tiny ads in newspapers all over from my apartment

martyVP 02-07-2005 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by fris
i sold tiny ads in newspapers all over from my apartment


Where is a good place to buy lots of tiny ads at once?

Nader 02-07-2005 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
I sold 900 phonesex #'s, date lines, and Psychic lines as a business opportunity!

:winkwink:

Yes, Same here :1orglaugh

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by martyVP
Where is a good place to buy lots of tiny ads at once?

Call Don Lapre

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

martyVP 02-07-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Call Don Lapre

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


lol..no seriously man.

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
Yes, Same here :1orglaugh

So you say!

LOL

Weren't you on the "other side" trying to get them listed in newspapers and magazines?

:winkwink:

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
lol..no seriously man.

(Found this by "yahooing" Don Lapre LOL)


Don Lapre originally came on the scene years ago. If you aren't really sure who Don Lapre is I can only envy you.

Don is the character you have most likely seen on late night TV spouting off about tiny classified ads, buying and selling plus his ever popular 900 number racket.

That doesn't make Don Lapre a bad guy. Just someone that you tire of quickly because he is always talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers like they are going out of style.

Why would anybody get tired of talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers? They are actually quite interesting.

Wait a minute. I am starting to sound like Don Lapre and I am getting really sleepy talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers. I think that I am going to go to bed and uuuuuuurrrrrgggggggggg (snoring sound).

:sleep :sleep :sleep

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

martyVP 02-07-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
So you say!

LOL

Weren't you on the "other side" trying to get them listed in newspapers and magazines?

:winkwink:


nope, i was selling dating services with camera ready art work to publications in return for rev-share.

martyVP 02-07-2005 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
Don Lapre originally came on the scene years ago. If you aren't really sure who Don Lapre is I can only envy you.

Don is the character you have most likely seen on late night TV spouting off about tiny classified ads, buying and selling plus his ever popular 900 number racket.

That doesn't make Don Lapre a bad guy. Just someone that you tire of quickly because he is always talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers like they are going out of style.

Why would anybody get tired of talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers? They are actually quite interesting.

Wait a minute. I am starting to sound like Don Lapre and I am getting really sleepy talking about tiny classified ads, buying and selling and 900 numbers. I think that I am going to go to bed and uuuuuuurrrrrgggggggggg (snoring sound).

:sleep :sleep :sleep

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I know exactly who Don Lapre is...he was Raffi's client.

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
So you say!

LOL

Weren't you on the "other side" trying to get them listed in newspapers and magazines?

:winkwink:

That was directed at Nader

:winkwink:

I know what you were doing

LOL

:helpme

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
I know exactly who Don Lapre is...he was Raffi's client.


I didn't write that myself ... I thought it was funny as fuck though ... I found it by "yahooing" Don Lapre.

:upsidedow

martyVP 02-07-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
I didn't write that myself ... I thought it was funny as fuck though ... I found it by "yahooing" Don Lapre.

:upsidedow


Can you believe he is selling vitamins now?

polish_aristocrat 02-07-2005 11:07 AM

I never had any real job...and even in this biz, I am almost not working atm

DesignWise 02-07-2005 11:24 AM

i used to sell cigars on the streets when i was 12... that was fun!

J$tyle$ 02-07-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by martyVP
Can you believe he is selling vitamins now?

From is tiny little one bedroom apartment?

:1orglaugh

Is he placing tiny little ads in newspapers all over the country AGAIN too?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nismo 02-07-2005 12:53 PM

i used to be an usher at the college football stadium here. that sucked. I also worked at at captain d's. I did that stint for 4 days and told the bosses to go fuck themselves @ 5pm when the dinner crowd was there. Now I sit on my ass and make more than anyone I know.

SykkBoy 02-07-2005 12:59 PM

in third grade, I used to sell NFL football pencils...I'd buy them for about $1 per pack of 12 and sell them 2 for a quarter....

TheGoldenChild 02-07-2005 01:03 PM

I sold aluminum siding and vinyl replacements windows

Low Emisivity even!

TheGoldenChild 02-07-2005 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
in third grade, I used to sell NFL football pencils...I'd buy them for about $1 per pack of 12 and sell them 2 for a quarter....

I used to love those pencils!!!

I would steal everyone's Cleveland Browns pencils out of their desk drawers

martyVP 02-07-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
From is tiny little one bedroom apartment?

:1orglaugh

Is he placing tiny little ads in newspapers all over the country AGAIN too?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


lol..im sure he has a mansion now.

He is selling vitamins via infomercial.

William-Xfactor 02-07-2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
Man, that was fun!!!

I was 17 and it was one of my first businesses, my first day was raining cats and dogs( not money, real rain)

The hot dog mafia lol
That?s a dangerous business
Once I was outside a nightclub in Melbourne and a hot dog van moved in on another guy?s turf
Next thing you know the guys in the original van smashed the intruders van to bits with baseball bats.


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