Good for a laugh
 

> > > > A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.
> >> > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
> >> > very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
> >> > meal.
> >> > The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
> >her
> >> > nervousness and
> >> > the
> >> > broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes
> >water.
> >> > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
> >and lets
> >>
> >> out
> >> > a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> >pouf.
> >>
> >> > Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
> >boyfriend's father
> >> > looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's
> >feet and
> >> said
> >> > in a rather stern voice, Skippy!". across her face. A couple of
> >minutes
> >> > later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she
> >didn't
> >> even
> >> > hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father
> >again
> >> looked
> >> > and the dog and
> >> > yelled, Dammit Skippy!"
> >> >
> >> > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few
> >minutes later the
> >> > woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even
> >think about
> >> it.
> >> > She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> >again, the
> >>
> >> > father looked at the dog with disgustand
> >> > yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits
> >on you!"

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hahaha, too funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Good one!

Bwaaaahahaha. You ever notice that (most) chicks don't fart while they're awake? As soon as they doze off though, the music begins.

All the way through high school I wanted this chick....she was beautiful, classy and perfect in every way. She was also very serious with a guy who was almost twice my size so I never said anything. My senior year she dumped him and I had my chance. We went out on a date for a really nice, expensive dinner then ended up at a great party. The date was going perfectly! We were having a blast together. I was already thinking marriage. We got back to my house (parents worked nights) and had some great drunk sex for a couple of hours and she dozed off in my arms. I was just lying there smelling her hair and thinking I was in heaven....until.....RIIIIIIPPPP. She let one of the nastiest sounding, longest farts I had ever heard! She must have been holding that thing back for a fucking month. The worst part was my dick was right against her ass when she let it fly. I don't even want to decribe the heat or vibration. I couldn't help myself, I started laughing. I laughed until the smell hit. Holy shit. It smelled like rotten eggs and beer. I couldn't believe something so vile could come out of someone so beautiful. I figured that was a sign so that was our one and only date. Now that I am older, I know that they ALL do it. If only I knew then what I know now she'd be my hot, smelly wife.

Armed & Hammered, your description is fantastic ! Hahaha http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

arm, thats good

rofl http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif