Give me your one-liners....
 

Hey GFY'ers,

Im fund on this one-liner:

"When I die burry me face down, so the whole world can KISS my ASS!"

Give me yours and bumb the thread to the max :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Peace Roger :321GFY

i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. not like the screaming passengers in the back of his car.

Fuckin A+ Manowar

Well give it a shot you creative fucks!

Go fuck yourself! :thumbsup

"You have class, too bad it is all third"

haha good one

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"

My favorite has to be 'Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever.'

Lux

:thumbsup

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' - Dubya

I intend to live forever - so far so good.

This my fave- "A sucker is born every minute" - P.T.Barnum