Indian Fag Programmers
 

i love tortured broken fucked up English, it's one of GFY's charms.

so I've got this Indian company doing something for me. The guy who was in charge of my project went on vacation so they put a new guy on my case. He hits me up on ICQ and I ask him what his job is and if the guy I have dealing with for 6 weeks is his boss or whatever

mutt (04:58 AM) :
is Eswaran your boss?
Saffron (04:58 AM) :
i am good too....The project is 80% done...composited
Saffron (04:58 AM) :
no eswaran is not my boss...
Saffron (04:59 AM) :
I am from business development.....he is project ccordinator
mutt (04:59 AM) :
oh i see
Saffron (04:59 AM) :
i had conversed with you earlier at the start of this project
mutt (04:59 AM) :
ok i remember : )
Saffron (04:59 AM) :
eswaran is a coleague cum friend
mutt (05:00 AM) :
cum friend? he was your college cum friend?
Saffron (05:00 AM) :
yaa...he is a coleague and a friend
Saffron (05:00 AM) :
we have been working together since the last 2 + years
mutt (05:01 AM) :
oh i thought you meant college - it's late here now not thinking well - so he is your co worker and cum friend? what do cum friends do together? I'm not familiar with this term
Saffron (05:01 AM) :
cum' -----at the same time
mutt (05:01 AM) :
you cum at the same time?
Saffron (05:02 AM) :
sorry i dont understand dan
mutt (05:02 AM) :
not important really - just a language thing - nice that you have a cum friend tho - Eswaran has been very good to deal with

Saffron (04:59 AM) :
eswaran is a coleague cum friend

:1orglaugh

mutt (05:01 AM) :
you cum at the same time?

haha, you should have waited until he finished your prj
Hope he inserts some goat.cx pops in your script now ;)

it's late - i was feeling loopy and i got the feeling there was no way in hell he knew what i was implying or bother trying to figure out what 'cum' means - they work like 18 hour days

I know it's primarily for IRC, but you should post that to bash.org, it would be an instant classic.

thats funny :)
duke

:1orglaugh

Heh... Yeah, but don't you feel a little evil and dirty to be making jokes at him which he doesn't understand? :)

that is funny but its just wrong... :(

well i thought it was quite obvious what he meant, all he did wrong was spell come, cum....Hope he fucks your stuff up for the way you treated him, i would...

Evan

fucked....hehe.

haha that is hilarious, poor guy has no clue.

hahahaa



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