American "fuck" Idol
 

I am sitting here watching the American Idol on ITV 2 in the UK, and a thought struck me.

These auditions are fanny (hahahaha) magnets. There are tens of thousands of good looking girls just right for plucking!

Has anyone gone down to the auditions and handed out cards for photo/porno shoots to some of these babes?

Bet there is some "Lightspeed quality girls" to be picked up and used!

They don't have to sing, as long as they can blow! :thumbsup

You could take it further and make a porno where the girl sings in front of a big black guy, a Simon Cowell and Abdul look a like, and when she is refused she tries it on and ends up knocking those coke classes out of the way and get banged on the table top.

Back to the rum and coke!